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Avengers (2012) [battle of New York is raging, Thor summons a huge lightning bolt that kills like one-hundred alien dudes. A new mother and her newborn, three Chinese tourists, and a traffic cop named Craig are killed in the process] Steve Rogers: “Good job, Thor,” [rips aliens heart out of chest] “Find Loki and get that thingamabob.” Thor: [flies off] Steve Rogers: [starts running] “Tony, how’s it looking on your side?” [cut to Tony face cam] Tony Stark: “Find out for yourself.” [Tony rockets through the sky followed by 5 huge alien worm things, he shoots down one of them causing it to fall on a children’s hospital] Steve Rogers: “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Tony Stark: “How do you even know that reference?” [Steve stomps on an aliens head] Steve Rogers: “What reference?” Tony Stark: “What?” [Black Widow pulls up in a busted up Toyota Rav 4 that still has its dead owner’s family in it] Black Widow: “Haha, you guys accidentally left me back at base.” [none of the Avengers take notice] [Hulk busts out of a 6 story building, holding onto a limp, mangled alien corpse like how toddlers hold onto the same object for long periods of time] Tony Stark: “Hulk, want to help get these hungry caterpillars off of my back?” [explosions everywhere, people screaming] Hulk: “Hulk favorite book.” [Hulk jumps up and sucker punches big alien worm with the same hand as the limp corpse. The alien worm, clearly dead now, flies into an apartment building. Families ruined.] |