Just Watch Some Porn, It's Harmless

I haven't had a wank for several months now

Scared of bad karma, but still dabble in porn

Even if I am starving myself of the climax

I would browse from time to time, as it's so good

If I am becoming a better man, I do not know it

My balls are blue and I am now a premature ejaculator

Nothing has really changed, maybe wank karma isn't real

My wife still doesn't want to have sex with me on the regular

"we can do it on Monday when I'm less busy", still have to beg

Whenever she leaves the home and I'm all alone

I just want to pick up the phone and put on the porn

Why do I deny myself something so glorious?

The excitement of finding the right video which pushes the right buttons

Getting giddy, the exhilaration; typing in your favourite sites

The women, they are angels, true angels of this planet

To give themselves the way they do on these videos, I weep!

There is the guilt though, the feeling of being less than a man

When all is said and done, the feelings of disgust rear head

The wiping and the cleaning with the tissue or old towel

Why can't my wife just be a porn star just for me?