Haunted pants

In a thrift store there was a pair of very comfortable jeans everyone wanted but after being bought they were always returned later you're probably wondering why people kept returning the pants. It's because they were no ordinary pants, they were haunted by an old man ghost that enjoyed break dancing and yard care. His name was Slim Jim the thick. Those who wore the pants had the overwhelming urge to do yard care and break dancing and would hear an old man's voice say “jeez millennial's hardly want to do work at all, good thing you got me to motivate you” . haunted item hunters often broke into fist fights over who got to take the pants for their collection. There was one that got to take them eventually they were last heard singing about pants.