Linda's Log Predicament!

Twenty-three year old Linda Thompson was out riding her motorbike one afternoon when she suddenly spotted the perfect place to stop, stretch her legs and finish off her McDonalds.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful long light blond hair and brown eyes.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short red dress with white polka dots, black tights and a black leather jacket over the top of it.

As she was finishing up eating and drinking, Linda began texting her best friend Anna when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and was picked up by a squirrel, who ran into a log that was wedged in between two large rocks.

The young blond cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the log and stuck her hands inside but still her phone was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

She then realised that she would have to enter the log to retrieve her phone and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Linda then stuck her head inside the log and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman found the squirrel, who dropped the phone then smiled at her before running off as she put it in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken then found a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the log but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Linda said, "You have got to be kidding me, I knew I shouldn't have eaten the ice cream and the chocolate fudge muffin," as she placed her hands against the log and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid log," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against one of the rocks for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact and utterly stuck.

Linda said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a log and tried calling Anna and her close friend Sarah but her phone got no reception and decided to browse through her Twitter and YouTube after realising that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began to pull.

Linda began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty sheep, I literally just bought it last week," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny ponies on them for all the world to see.

Linda had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then suddenly heard a male voice ask, "Excuse me miss, are you stuck in there and need some help?"

The extremely embarrassed young woman couldn't believe that she was actually stuck in a log with her underwear showing in front of a guy explained the entire situation then said, "my name's Linda, could you please pull me out of here but don't try any funny business, what's your name?"

The young man replied, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry Linda, I'll happily pull you out of there but wouldn't dream of taking advantage of your extremely cute backside, my name's Ethan," as he then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength for several minutes without any success until he lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Ethan said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight, what do you want me to try next?"

Linda replied, "Thanks for your compliment about my butt, I was actually wondering if you would like to go out on a date with me sometime soon but before that, could you please grab my phone out of my bag and call my friends Anna and Sarah?"

The young man replied, "That would be absolutely fantastic," as he then called Anna and Sarah, who both quickly arrived with Linda's close friend Katie as the trio burst into laughter when they saw their friend's barely-covered backside sticking out of the log.

The young blond explained the entire situation before asking for help as her best friend grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry Linda, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Sarah pulled Anna's waist while Katie pulled Sarah's legs, Ethan pulled Katie's waist and even the sheep helped by pulling the young man's belt.

Anna said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it, 1, 2, 3, Heave," as everyone pulled , tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Linda said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm being yanked in half," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Katie's skirt while the squirrel began pulling at the front of her dress as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.


The young woman was pulled from the log at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep and bird looked on.

The now overjoyed Linda said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she then hugged her friends, hugged and kissed Ethan before hugging the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out then began blushing after realising that she had just kissed a stranger.

"It was absolutely no problem, usually I don't get a kiss or see a girl's underwear until the third date but yours are very cute through, especially the smiley face," said Ethan .

The young blond then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her.

Linda and Ethan went on their date a few days later and eventually got married and always joked about the fact that it was a log that actually brought them together.