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Rated: E · Short Story · Holiday · #2236790
dialog 500 november 2020 entry
"Name's Tom, what's yours?"
"You can Talk?"
"Strange name, can I call you 'You?'"
"My name is McDonald."
"Okay, well McDonald, what do you intend to do with that ax?"
"Well Tom, Thanksgiving is coming up and...Just close your eyes."
"McDonald, I don't feel comfortable with that."
"Okay, just stop talking..."
"I really don't feel comfortable with that!"
"Come on man! I mean bird?"
"Yes, I am a bird. Does that automatically make me dinner?"
"It's Thanksgiving!"
"So invite me to your feast! Don't EAT me! Can you really eat someone you have had a conversation with?"
"You've been talking to Trevor!"
"What does that silly goose have to do with anything?"
"He pulled this same schtick last Christmas."
"And what did you eat then?"
"Vegetarian lasagna."
"Ever heard of Tofurkey?"
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