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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2231851
A young woman gets herself stuck in a hole in a brick wall in her back garden.
Twenty-three year old Danielle Nicholson was out in her back garden relaxing one afternoon when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by a bird, who flew through a rather small square hole in a nearby brick wall.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful short curly brown hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a light blue t-shirt with a dark blue hoodie over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short red skirt with black tights.

Danielle cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the wall and stuck her hands through the hole but still her phone was just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return it to her.

The young brunette then tried to climb over the wall but couldn't reach the top and realised that she would have to go through the hole in the wall to retrieve her newly bought and rather expensive phone and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then stuck her head through the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving her neighbours an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

Danielle found the bird, who winked at her before flying away as she was relieved to see that it wasn't broken as she put it in her jacket pocket and also found a pink rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank goodness Bernadette can't see me like this," as she then tried to back of the hole in the wall but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that big lunch and second peice of vanilla cheesecake at lunchtime," as she placed her hands against the wall and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Danielle said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid wall," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of sweet treats," as she then thought about calling her wife Bernadette or her best friend Samantha but her phone was out of battery.

She then quickly called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one was nearby to her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Danielle spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy."

She then suddenly feeling something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear her next door neighbour's dog Baxter barking and said, "Oh, it's just you Baxter, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as he then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, Baxter, you naughty dog, it's my favourite one," but still be continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Danielle's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that Baxter had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by yellow panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young brunette said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

She then said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Danielle had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here for weeks like Winnie the Pooh," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Danielle's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her next door neighbour's daughter Tanya.

The young girl said, "Mrs Danielle, you look absolutely ridiculous right now, are you stuck in there and need some help, I absolutely love your underwear, my mom has the exact same pair but she doesn't want anyone to know that."

The young woman began laughing and said, "Hi Tanya, yes, I am stuck and would absolutely love some help, could you please go and get your mom, she might be able to pull me out of here."

Tanya ran off and quickly returned with her mom Sarah, who burst into laughter when she saw her next door neighbour's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the wall and said to herself, "Wow, her butt is absolutely enormous, no wonder she's gotten herself stuck in there."

Danielle explained the entire situation before asking for help as Sarah said, "Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there, darling, please grab onto my dress and pull with all your strength," as she then grabbed onto her neighbour's hips while Tanya pulled the hem of her mom's short red dress with white polka dots as the two began pulling with all their strength.

The young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, Sarah, Tanya, please stop pulling on me like that," as her neighbour suddenly lost her grip, sending her and her daughter tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass.

Sarah said, "It's no good, you just won't budge, I'm so sorry we hurt you, that stubborn wall just won't let go of you."

Bernadette had just returned home and burst into laughter when she saw her wife's barely-covered behind sticking out of the hole in the wall and asked, "Sarah, what on earth is going on here, it's nice to see you wearing those panties I bought you for Christmas, Danielle."

Danielle explained the entire situation before Sarah could answer as her wife said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, what on earth am I going to do with you, don't worry, I'll call for help and we'll have you out of there in no time."

Bernadette called Samantha and her wife's close friend Vanessa as the two quickly arrived and burst into laughter when they saw their friend's predicament before Baxter returned with a peice of the young woman's skirt in his mouth as Sarah apologised on his behalf for ruining it

Everyone tried to think of how to free Danielle as suggestions included using a sledgehammer to destroy the wall, using butter and calling the fire brigade as Danielle rejected them all and said, "How about you all just simply form a chain behind me and pull with all your strength, I don't care if it hurts, I just want to get unstuck from this stupid hole."

Bernadette then grabbed onto her wife's hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll be as quick as possible, come on everyone, just don't stand there, grab onto me," as Samantha pulled Bernadette's waist while Vanessa pulled Samantha's legs, Sarah pulled Vanessa's t-shirt, Tanya pulled the hem of her mom's dress and even Baxter helped by pulling the hem of Tanya's skirt.

Bernadette said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it, 1,2,3, Pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the epic tug of war with the hole in the wall over her wife began.

The poor young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her t-shirt as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Danielle was pulled from the hole in the wall at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as everyone tumbled backwards into a heap on the grass as the dog looked on after quickly letting go of the young girl's skirt.

The now overjoyed young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including Baxter, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, very cute," joked a laughing Samantha.

Danielle then remembered that everyone including Tanya, who quickly had her eyes quickly covered by her mom could see her underwear and quickly used her hoodie to cover up the hole in her skirt and tights before making everyone something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.




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