Messy Morning

Sunlight was peeking in through the curtains. Tyler and Jess were lying fast asleep together under the duvet. Tyler stretched his arms up, the first dregs of consciousness returning to him after a good night’s sleep. He rolled over to look at the princess he had married sleeping next to him, her long aubern hair flowing down her back. He breathed in slowly, enjoying her musk as only he could. Tyler stretched his arms again, this time forwards to embrace his beloved, his wrists resting below her breasts. Jess murmured ‘good morning’ softly at her lover’s touch, shuffling herself back for spooning, shuddering as Tyler’s half erect cock tickled her bare bum. Jess’s stomach gurgled as Tyler’s hands passed over her body, it was probably glad she didn’t have to strain herself any longer. “I’ve been tempted to get up for a while now but wanted to wait until you were awake”, said Jess invitingly. They had played this game before but it always felt fresh and exciting to them.

“oh?” replied Tyler, asking the question but knowing where this was going. Her reply was nonverbal, as short raspy fart tickled his now alert cock. Tyler could only respond by hugging her tighter, as if trying to squeeze air out of her. Jess giggled and dryly proclaimed “I haven’t pooped since yesterday morning and I really need to go, but I don’t want to get out of bed. What do you think I should do?”.
Tyler moved his arm that was underneath Jess round and put his palm on the bed and pressed lightly, hearing the crinkle of a waterproof plastic sheet resist the pressure through the softer bedsheet. He smiled and reset his arm to be around Jess’ midriff while lifting the other arm up to brush away Jess’s hair to find her ear, and whispered “If you need to go, just go honey, I don’t mind the mess”, invoking the casual grossness that had become the foundation of the newly wed sexlife.

“you’re the best dear” sighed Jess farting again, the air stimulating Tyler. He moved his arm that was underneath her again, resting it between his cock and her ass, extending a finger to lightly stoke between her cheeks. He felt a small soft mark on one side where she was starting to turtle. Jess knew her cue and pushed. She had always had a fascination with scat but never really explored the kink properly until she met Tyler, and now most mornings for them started with them soiling the bedsheets together, no concerns just casually letting nature take its course. A solid log slid out of Jess, past Tyler’s hand and falling just below his waist, the sensation making his palm burn and a bit of precum form on his tip.

Jess readjusted herself, looking for his cock with her cheeks. Her husband matched this movement and rested his tip where his finger had been. “I think this next one is a bit less solid” sung Jess. Tyler just kissed her next and held her tight, causing Jess to push again and her shit to fall out of her. The hot mess enveloped his dick and balls, causing him to twitch in surprise. No matter how many times they did this it always caught him off guard. Jess felt this reaction and knew Tyler was close to orgasm, but neither of them were close to done yet.

“Would Madam like any help cleaning up”? Inquired Tyler, putting on a clean upper-class voice, as if they weren’t being pigs and loving it.
“why yes I would” replied Jess, matching the mock-aristocratic accent; “do you think you could remove some of the excrement from my bottom”

They both had to stifle laughter and Tyler dropped back to his regular voice. “Gladly” he said, gripping his cock, the warm of the filth soothing him. He sighed and released his bladder as much as he can trying to pee through his erection, not really aiming just wanting to loosen some of the mess than variably stuck to her. Jess took the chance to pee herself, tricking down through her thighs. Their streams slowly died off together, and Jess rolled over on to her back, looking at the ceiling, her hand resting on what had been the log she first pushed out. It had been crushed a bit by the spooning but was still warm and firm. Tyler sat up and Jess put her head under the covers, gripping her shit lightly as she would need it for later. Tyler lay back down, Jess resting on top of his. His view was of her glistening pussy, a few drops of pee and her own juices contrasting with the smeared ass, hers was of a shitstained cock and balls, just the way she liked them she thought to herself. Jess briefly rested on her elbows, rubbing the shit between her palms, then reached one hand back towards her woman hood, and quickly painted a circle around her pussy followed by an arrow as if to tell her partner ‘Here’. Tyler needed no further instruction and using some of the leftovers from his own palm to massage the area, dove his head in. Jess did likewise using her alternate hand to rub her shit into her lover’s member before sucking on it, the sweat enhanced by her own, slightly bitter flavours. If there was one thing that was truly bought the couple together it was the taste of Jess’s poop.

Neither one had been massively into tasting scat before they met, but it had made oral sex infinitely more pleasurable. Tyler licked around the circle that had been drawn for him then dove his tounge deeper, while Jess was lost in the rapture of the mess around Tyler’s cock. She couldn’t imagine going back to dry blowjobs after learning to enhance them with her shit, the scent and sensation of the fresh scat filling her nose, and she couldn’t imagine being eaten out without knowing that someone was experiencing what she was. Tyler couldn’t be happier at getting to taste and smell every part of his wife’s body. He flicked his tongue upwards inside her and Jess lost it. She lifted her head up and screamed in pleasure as the orgasm rippled through her, but forced herself to put her head back down just in time for Tyler to shoot jizz into the back of her throat, mixing with the already questionable tastes in her mouth.
Both of them spent, she flipped herself back round, cuddling up properly. Tyler rested his head on her shoulder. Time seemed to have stopped as they both just savoured the moment, the lovemaking staying firmly in their noses as it would for most of the day. Clearing up after one of their sessions was still something of a chore to the couple, but it was never not-worth the experience, they just wanted to enjoy it a bit longer

“do you want to get up now?”
“not just yet”
“Fine by me. I love you Jess”
“I love you too”
“The washing machine is empty, right?
“yes, and the clean sheets are on top of the wardrobe”
Satisfied that they were ready to restore order to the room, Tyler took a swig from the water bottle on the nightstand. It was still lightly chilled, in contrast the heat the couple had been giving off. Jess took a drink after him and smiled knowingly. They both wanted to be properly hydrated, for whatever fun might happen later.
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