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Rated: 18+ · Campfire Creative · Fiction · Erotica · #2164458
The girls of Tenchi Muyo, all of its media are being twisted & turned into fat slobs.
[Introduction]
This story will follow Tenchi Masaki, the main character of Tenchi Muyo and his non traditional family. Tenchi's old highschool has been rebuilot into Junaihelm Academy which is sitting on a temporal anomoly which is affecting reality and time. Tenchi must juggle his home life, new school life and his life as a hero as the school and town are besieged by powerful and strange enemies such as: Yugi, Yuzuha, Haruna, Yakage, Yume, Ramia, Dr.Clay, Kagato(Somehow) and many more.

Tenchi Masaki: Age 16, vegetable farmer, illegitimate prince of Jurai. He is very gentle, kind, understanding and at times a bit neurotic. He is a trained swordsmen and shrine priest whith a strong sense of duty, despite just wanting to be a normal highschool boy.In truth he is a deeply lonely person having lost his mother and older sister at a young age, he views all the girls as his family and loves each of them in their own way.

Ryoko Hakubi:
Age 18(Bodywise), former space pirate/terrorist who 700 years ago was sealed away by Tenchi's grandfather. She is a major alcoholic and delinquent girl who for most of Tenchi's life was his guardian angel, she is hopelessly in love with and obsessed with him. Ryoko is also the most jealous of the girls and usually tries schemes to get Tenchi or just fights a ton with the others.

Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Age 17(Bodywise), crown princess of Jurai, she is Tenchi's great aunt and came to Earth to find her half brother Yosho(Katsuhito Masaki/Tenchi's grandpa), as well as get even with Ryoko who attacked Jurai 700 years ago. She is a prissy, snobbish, lazy princess who has a secret bondage queen fetish. She can be empathic and kind at times and constantly fights with Ryoko and the others for Tenchi's hand. She can also be very fierce when she feels that anyone or anything she cares for is in danger, such as Tenchi or her younger sister Sasami, of whom she is very protective.

Sasami Masaki Jurai: Age 10(Bodywise), Sasami is the younger sister of Ayeka and so is also a princess of the planet Jurai. Within the Masaki extended family, Sasami usually takes on the dual role of younger sister/mother. She may be the most responsible of the group and takes care of all the cooking duties. She has a rarely-seen mischievous streak within her, however, and takes great delight in fooling the older girls.She can become more erratic, given to bouts of juvenile anger and sulking. She can also transform into Pretty Sammy a magical girl, via the magic of Tsunami a goddess who lives within her.

Mihoshi Kuramitsu: 22(Bodywise), Mihoshi is from the planet Seniwa and is a member of the prestigious Kuramitsu family whose power in the Galactic Union is second only to the Royal Family of planet Jurai. she suffers from frequent difficulties to focus on a single thought track and due to her clumsiness, she causes a lot of collateral damage during her assignments, most calling her a bubble brain. She is a big eater and heavily emotional, almost like a big kid. She is best friends with her partner Kiyone Makibi.

Kiyone Makibi: Age23(Bodywise), Kiyone Makibi is a first class Galaxy Police detective who graduated with the second highest marks in her year, and because of her athletic and analytical skill, commitment to police work, and responsible nature was deemed the cream of the GP crop and among the best of the younger generation of Galaxy Police. She was soon after Saddled with the bumbling Mihoshi as a partner, Kiyone's career suffered; she has become somewhat bitter and depressed with her misfortune, hoping that she can earn a promotion and transfer away from Mihoshi, which would ensure much better prospects for the future. But despite the trouble Mihoshi has brought her, Kiyone holds some hidden fondness for her partner, to such a degree that, when she is finally promoted, she continues to stand by her. She is the hardworking and serious type who prefers to be ms.responsible.

Washu Hakubi: Age12(Bodywise)/30(Bodywise), The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe!!! Washu chooses never to deal with these adult issues again after a heartbreak long ago and altered her body to have the appearance of an adolescent girl, although she is able to return to her adult form if she wishes to. For this reason, she prefers to be referred to as "Little Washu" (Washu-chan), often in attempt for people to convince her to do favors for them. Aloof, egotistical, brilliant, witty, and deranged she is a force to be wrecked with. Always doing experiments in her lab and messing with her daughter Ryoko and trying to steal Tenchi for herself.

Nagi: age 24(Bodywise), In all the galaxy, there is one name that is feared by all criminals who hear it and are familiar with her: Nagi. If you are a criminal, and you have the misfortune to cross her path, there is a good chance you will end up caught... or dead. Nagi travels the galaxy searching for criminals with hefty bounties on their heads. After all, that is how she lives. She is a very mysterious and cruel woman who loves to dominate in all things, she also is very greedy and money hungry and tries to come off as some sort of cowgirl. Her and Ryoko are arch-rivals who have battled many times in the past before Ryoko was sealed away.

Sakuya Kumashiro: Age 16, Sakuya Kumashiro has been rated 3 on Temangu High's "Must Have List" by her male classmates. Sakuya has strong feelings for Tenchi, and, in the end, her love becomes so strong that she can't bear to be without him. She is very peppy, kind, and friendly. She is however actually the living shadow of the demon girl Yugi. Sakuya is also a fan of 80's american action films and eats mostly take out.

Ryo-Ohki: Age 1?(6 bodywise first human form, 16 bodywise adult human form), She is a cabbit a cross between a cat and a rabbit. Ryo-Ohki's personality is that of a carrot-loving animal who could only communicate through meowing, although when she first took on humanoid form, she was able to say the word carrot. She is sweet, cute, precocious, and heavily empathic and sensitive. She has the mental state of a child, and does not appear to think beyond her next carrot or hug. She can take on a humanoid child or humanoid adult forms after merging with the Masu creature.

Misao Amano: Age 10, A kind, soft-spoken, and rather shy girl, she tends to take a passive role, quietly following and watching the more energetic Sasami. Misao has a weak constitution and is not athletically skilled, Misao normally maintains a cheerful if quiet attitude in Sasami's presence. When she is alone, however, she is often unhappy and lonely, thanks to her family situation. Her father had left the family on an extended overseas tour and effectively disappeared, while her mother often works late. As a result, she does not often see either parent. She is easily manipulated and can become the evil magical girl Pixy Misa, who is brash and confident to the point of arrogance. She is excitable, has an exaggerated sense of the dramatic, and is given to flashy entrances. Like Misao, however, she suffers from physical weakness and a lack of stamina. Pixy Misa expresses all of the repressed aspects of Misao's personality and for some reason knows french.

Konoha Haida :age 10, Haida is a mean prankster girl in Misao(And later Sasami's) class. She has a crush on a popular soccer player kid named Hiroto, constantly doting over him and trying to get his affection in a variety of ways. Hiroto just seems to be annoyed with her, and her constant pranks on him and the rest of the class, Konoha also has a dislike of Misao and sometimes says hurtful things to her and torments her, she says her goal in life is to conquer the world so everyone will bow to her jokes. She can turn into the mean spirited, crude and yet harmless magical girl: Funky Konnie as part of Ramia's big game.

Eimi Date: Age 10, Eimi is a girl who is class rep in Misao's(and laer Sasami's) class. She seems to know the school rules by heart and tries to make sure everyone abides by them. Even in the oddest of situations, and outside of school, she chides people that they are going against "school rules". She secretly has dreams of becoming an idol(actress/singer) but her voice is shrill, and her singing is downright terrible. The class has to keep her quiet when they sing a song together or otherwise she single-handedly ruins it, such as during plays and School Festivals. When Romio(A lower deity who is a shapeshifter) arrives on the scene to help Ramia in her game, she takes control of Eimi and causes her to transform into her own champion magical girl, Love-Me Eimy even now she also chides people for breaking rules like her normal counterpart. She tends to make up rules at her convenience, though, and when she sings her songs she can create horrid and painful sound attacks which she calls her super sonata songs.

Minagi Masamune Hakubi: Age 18(bodywise), a clone of Ryoko She was created artificially by Yakage who stole a sample of Ryoko's DNA and spliced it with his own, making her essentially Ryoko's half sister. Minagi is outgoing and truly polite, in contrast to Ryoko, who is somewhat rude and hostile. She eventually develops a special relationship with Washu, considering her mother (which she technically is). She is also a huge devotee of the Bushido code and acts as a space Robin Hood.

Mayuka Masaki: Age 1(16 bodywise), Mayuka was created by the demonYuzuha, using her and Tenchi's DNA, Yuzuha wanted revenge on the Prince Yosho of Jurai as a result of an incident that occured on planet Jurai when they were children so she set her sights on his heir, Tenchi. Mayuka acts very youthful and playful around everyone. Mayuka was sent to Tenchi as a present, making the extended Masaki family believe that she is his daughter from the future. Upon Mayuka's arrival, Ayeka and Ryoko took an immediate dislike towards her, but Sasami begins to like her, and even see's her as a very good friend. She has a VERY creepy closeness to Tenchi and borders on an obsession which makes the other girls angry.

Hiwa Takahashi: age 16, Tenchi's childhood best friend. She is a very warm and understanding girl with a soft spot for animals(Birds especially). She is a very lonesome girl who nostalgically remembers her time with Tenchi and wants to become close to him one again. She has the power to connect with animals spirits and also turn into an angel like form by harnessing the power of nature. She is apparently descendant from a clan of powerful spiritualists.

Yae Asakuchi: Age 11, a young genius writer of childrens picture books. She is sweet, spiritual, king, with a deep love of nature and life. She has the special power to see spirits of nature and the dead and as a result was a very withdrawn child. Then a few years ago she was in a terrible traffic accident which left her paralyzed from the waist down. Although she is highly intelligent and keeps to herself she is always thinking, always drawing and never gives up. She goes to the same grade school as Misao who she is acquiescence's with due to both being child genius's.

Tama: Age 10(bodywise), Washu's security system/maid/assistant and formerly the evil android Dark Washu. She is a tricky little prankster with a messed up sense of humor and loves to chide in with zany facts. She loyally serves Washu who she calls Master and will do whatever she is told without question and will fight and die for acceptance and her friends, she also loves reading manga.

Momo Kawanagare: Age 15(Bodywise)/10(Bodywise), school's student council president. She is straight-forward, honest, sweet, and silly and has a strong sense of justice. Unbeknownst to her (currently), she is a high priestess of the Jurai Royal Family.

Hana Saryu: Age 16, The student council's accountant. Contrary to her outward flirtatiousness, she's an aikido master and Yuri enthusiast. She has a broad outlook and is good at reading the atmosphere as well as very devious.

Hachiko Inukai: Age 15, The student council's enforcer. She's chivalrous, spirited, and fundamentally brave. She's overprotective of Momo and to her anyone who gets close to Momo is an enemy. She is brave and strong while fighting with her wooden sword, but cries in despair upon losing it.

Touri Fueyama:Age 15 The student council's clerk. She's brilliant and keeps her calm no matter what the situation is, except for her creepy infatuation with Sasami and other loli's. Her grades are number one in the school much to the chargin of other genius's at the school.

Yuki Fuka: Age 14, The club president of the science club. She's quick-tempered and unyielding. She searches for treasure around the school for an unknown party, leading them to collide with the student council for resources to do it. She is lashing out due to her being underestimated and under developed, she seems to be Washu's intern, she also skipped a grade.

Rui Aoi: Age 15 A shy and weak member of the science club. She's tall, well endowed, and a big eater. She and Yuki are childhood friends and are therefore, unfortunately for Rui, often together.

Beni Kinojyou: 16(Bodywise) The bodyguard of the school science club. She's taciturn, brave, alfoof at times and confident. She has superhuman strength like an ogre. She is suspicious of Tenchi and think he is hiding a secret. She is obbessed with Momo and is actually her bodyguard, a knight of Jurai who lost her memory. She is also interested in sumo wrestling and declares she is the strongest in the school.

Tennyo Masaki, age 54(Bodywise she is 19), Daughter of Princess Achika Masaki and her first lover Tenzo she was born in 1945 after the end of the second world war. Tennyo growing up in what one would call a broken family saw little of either of her parents due to her mother failing to bond with a tree and thus being seen as unworthy of Juraian lineage and deciding to masquerade herself as a child to live a normal life,Tennyo was given to her Grandmother Airi to raise initially and thus was away from earth for much of her life. However when her mother got married to Nobuyuki Onijigoku she was allowed to return looking like a child herself due to the slowed ageing of Juraian's she was adopted by her mother to maintain the family secret, Tennyo is a devious and eccentric girl who loves pranks and is a talented musician able to play many stringed and wood wind instruments. Tennyo was known to be incredibly mischievous and even slightly sadistic, showing her love for her baby brother Tenchi through many pranks.

After their mothers death she would then care for Tenchi alongside her best friend from school Rea Reibi who would later intern for her father at his architecture firm. when she was attending highschool and walking with a now 10 year old Tenchi who accidentally wandered in front of an oncoming Semi-Truck(possibly pushed by someone unseen), Tennyo then lept into traffic and pushed him out of the way getting badly run over, however due to her Juraian body was was largely unharmed by activating her battle armor while being run over,she then turned it off as the last few wheels ran her down(So it wouldn't be seen), this left her a very bloody mess(though not in any real danger of dying) she was rushed to the hospital by paramedics and with Airi's help faked her death(So as not to reveal her alien abilities), which further traumitized poor Tenchi perhaps this was her final bad joke? Now Tennyo works at the Galaxy Police for Airi as a premier ship and weapons designer and occasional investigator.

Ramia:Age ????, An evil mischief goddess of a lower tear then Tsunami, Tokimi and Washo-Oh. She was denied a position on the Choushin council losing out to Tsunami and vowing revenge. Due to all three sisters being so interested in the mortal plane she has come to Earth and low and behold there are temporal anomalies, demons, space pirates, alien princess's, beings with matter conversion, and beings capable of even giving goddess's a run for their money. Ramia intrigued and seeking to ruin the sister's experiments is trying to manipulate the temporal anomalies and beings with power via her love-love monsters and creating the Junaihelm corporation to study all of this and create a school riddled with powered people. She seems to be in some sort of life and death game with demonic forces via manipulating others and is aided by the shape shifting Romio and her whiny brother Rumiah.

Other characters from ANY branch of the Tenchi franchise can appear and I would prefer if each girl gained differently and developed different slob quirks. Also most if not ALL the girls are in love with Tenchi.
Tenchi Masaki had been living Halcyon days with his extended family in a small village in Okayama. It was crazy how it had all started one summer vacation, where he went into the demons cave for the first time against his grandfathers orders and accidentally freed the demon Ryoko.

Since then he had gathered a rather large amount of alien women living with him, Ayeka his grandfather's elder half-sister and Sasami his grandfathers younger half-sister who were both princesses from an intergalactic empire called Jurai. Mihoshi who was a very bumbling but well meaning space cop, Washu who is a devious mad scientist and who created Ryoko, Ryo-Ohki Ryoko's odd catlike and rabbit like pet who turns into a space ship and learning that he himself a prince of Jurai due to his grandfather being the legendary hero Yosho.

After all of this Tenchi and his new extended family overcame many trials and fought many foes. Through it all they would all argue and bicker for Tenchi, in his own way he loved each of them and was not lonely anymore, since his sister and before that mother both passing he had been lonely until now.

After walking back with the usual carrot harvest strapped to his back he saw a car parked in the driveway. Tenchi had not been expecting any guest so it was likely a spur of the moment drop in. as he set the basket down and opened the door a voluminous and bespectacled woman with a bob hair cut was sitting on the couch and smiling at him.

"Oh hello Tenchi I have been waiting for you, it is good to see you again. your father sent me to have a word with you." The dark haired woman said with a gentle smile.

Tenchi nodded, he recognized the woman as Rhea Reibi who was her sisters best friend growing up and a sort of psuedo-sister to him and later his fathers secretary. "Huh? My dad sent you?"

"Yes with a gift here."She pulled out a box setting it on the table with a letter. "Its your new admission papers the construction on your school has been complete since that odd gas explosion a while back, they are renaming it Junai Academy due to a generous grant from the Junaihelm Corporation."Explained Reia adjusting her glasses and smiling ever so kindly, Reia was Tenchi's beloved sisters best friend before her untimly death was Tenchi cursed? First his grandmother, then his mother, then his sister all had died horrible deaths around him.

"Oh that's great!" Tenchi was looking for a break from the craziness. Though this means he won't be able to harvest the crops as often. The young man rather psyched as he looked at the time, it was going to be dinner soon and then off to bed.

As night came everyone was oblivious to the mysterious shadowy figure of a girl floating above their house. She had a very strange head dress crown and some sort of odd floating armor mantle, her dress was a very simple white sun dress and the girl was pale with dark blue and gold eye shadow and odd red marks on her cheeks. "Let the games begin." She smirked evilly as she vanished.

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The following morning came and Tenchi was getting ready for his first day of school, first day back in forever it felt like.

While Tenchi was changing Ryoko fazed through his wall and put her arms around Tenchi, "Oh Tenchi your not leaving me are you? I wanna go to school too so I can have you all to myself and keep those horny schoolgirls like the kind from your dad's manga away from you." Whined Ryoko with adorable pleading eyes.

Luckily for him, she caught him before he put down his pants. "Ryoko, it's not some dangerous place. It's a school for pete's sake. A place where people meet and learn!"

"Oh but Tenchi what if you meet some girl that tries to seduce you?"She was stroking his chest now with her finger and pouting.

With a heated blush he utters while staying Ryoko's hand "Ill be fine Ryoko. You got nothing to worry about.

"Ohhhhhhh okay but still no flirting, no flirting Tenchi!!!"She whined loudly like a spoiled child.

"I won't I won't..." He was really just saying that to get Ryoko to leave "Now please let me change..."

Ryoko fazed back out and down to her ledge sitting there she began to think about Tenchi and what his schoolife may be like now, as she did Mihoshi, Ayeka, and Washu were listening to the news.

"It has been 1 week since the earthquake that rocked Tokyo following an unforseen meteor shower. Peoples homes are still being cleared of rubble and no new casulties have been reported, a construction site was completly decimated and the survivors are still hospitalised many with odd delusions following the inceident. The Junaihelm Corporation has given no new conformation as to what the site was excavating or building and details will be made avalable as soon as they are known." Explained the Reporter on the Television.

Washu had a rather serious look on her face as she heard this report, the young looking scientist clearly in deep thought. "I wonder, maybe thats why my dimensional tunnel system has been acting buggy?"

"Bye everyone I am leaving for classes, I'll be back around 3:30 or 4 depending on traffic. Please try and not blow anything up today while I'm gone okay?" he sighed referring to Washu, Mihoshi, Ayeka and Ryoko.

As he was leaving Sasami handed him abento and watched with a somewhat sorrowful look as Tenchi left. "I wish I could go to school too."

As Tenchi was walking up a stairway path leading to the school he suddenly heard a crash as he saw something falling towards him. "LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!"Shouted a cute childish voice as a girl fell out of the sky and fell on her butt right onto Tenchi's face knocking him to the ground, her peach chibi print panties squishing on Tenchi's face.

The pinkette blinked then hopped off of Tenchi, the girl bowed then hopped off. "Sorry, sorry!"

As she left Tenchi was hit by a net gun, a girl very young girl with a to large lab coat ran up then growled. "Damn I missed my shot thanks alot you dumbass's!" She then ran off following the pinkette.

A silver haired girl with a long skirt shredded the net then leaned in kissing Tenchi lewdly. "Momo-Sama, oh Momo-Sama are you alright?" She then gasped hitting Tenchi with her Bokken and her pale face all aflush. "I-I am so sorry I though you were someone else!" She then also ran off, indeed this school seemed to not be boring at all.

Tenchi managed to stumble up the steps and make it to the school gate, as if on cue Tenchi was rammed into by a bike the young man on it rolling down a hill and slamming into a tree. He walked back up with a large bump on his head. "Oh um sorry about that my bike falls apart a lot, say are you a new guy here too?" Asked the run of the mill boy with a crewcut, and happy go lucky grin...............then a flowerpot fell on his head which he seemed to not notice.

Tenchi picked himself up and dusted himself off, he was feeling something, but couldn't put his fingers on it...."Yes I am, well kind of I went here before it was rebuilt." Tenchi replies smiling wide "I'm Tenchi Masaki" he introduces himself with a warm smile to the clumsy boy, until he notices something "Oh hey, Your shoes are untied."

The boy bending down to tie it and somehow avoiding a Frisbee that zoomed past his head. ""Oh um sorry, yeah sorry." Blushed the boy rubbing the back of his head. "Hi........um hi I-I'm Seina, Seina Yamada."

"Cool to meet you." The Tenchi sweat dropped again from the random object hitting nearly new friend randomly, "Lets talk later. Class is about to start. " Tenchi said thumb pointing to the big clock.

Seina was oblivious to the object, since it seemed he was used to such things. "Right well I'm a freshmen so I'm not in the same class as you guys, but well anyway yeah gotta go."Seina ran off tripping over himself at least twice.

As Tenchi was going to get his schedule he was brought in to see the principle, she was a very beautiful and long haired woman with magenta hair in a ponytale and big thick glasses while wearing a very form fitting business suit. "Greetings Masaki-Kun, sadly since you were out of school for a year, nearly a year and a half you will be a freshmen again, very sorry so I am putting you in Ms.Kurihara's class.

Tenchi facepalmed at this, this meant he was in the same class as Seina now. As Tenchi left the principle's office he felt like he was being watched, he figured it was just Ryoko or maybe Washu following him. As Tenchi headed to his new class he blinked at seeing all the students he ran into earlier all in the same class. "I guess I won't be getting any peace here either." He sadly though, before taking a seat.

The door opened and a pink-reddish haired woman who looked more like a kid that was the same age as the students came in dressed like a teacher. She was smiling then turned to the chalk board and wrote her name with a cute chibi picture of her face next to it giving the peace sign. The writing on the board said:

"Washu! :3"

She turned suddenly smiling. She giggled as she clapped her hands together "Why hello class! I am your substitute teacher! Your previous teacher is indisposed due to a flesh eating virus." She didn't seemed worried but giddy "I am Washu! But please call me-" she put her fingers to her cheeks and said "Lil'Washu!" She said sounding cute.

She then asked "Well class which chapter are we on and don't try to trick me because-" Her face becoming serious and giving them all the death glare "I will know." She then laughed acting happy "Well which chapter?"

Tenchi just sweat dropped with a heavy sigh, pounding his forehead on his desk.

A young woman with short dark hair, big blue eyes and somewhat pale skin raised her hands."Um Miss little Washu today is the first day, though many of us are transfers from other highschool's since this one just got rebuilt, so I think you should decide what we do?"The class Roster read that the girls name was Sakuya Kumashiro and that she had a spotless record from hr previous school, which was listed as Dark-Tree Prep, though it appeared she was held back for her school also burning down.

Washu smiled and said "Ohh your teacher did not tell me this. Well then may I see the text books you were provided when you came to this school? All of you please?"

Sakuya nodded as she got out of her seat and collected all the books, taking them to Washu. "Here you are oh esteemed teacher."Bowed Sakuya rather politely.

Washuu said looking at her "Wow, your very polite. Keep that up and you ma become my teacher's pet." She read the text book.....all of it within a minute. She then simple opened up a small inner dimensional hole and dropped the book into it Then a large one on the deskwith all the books opened up and swallowed them.

The books elsewhere fell into the dimension where Washuu had the actual teacher of the class who was tied up in her bondage gear and the books one by one comically hit her head.

Washu smiled as she said "Those books were inaccurate and would only hamper your education. You need books that stimulate your mind!" She then typed on her holo gram computer then suddenly red text books appeared on the desk "These text books are much better and written by the smartest person in the universe." She handed them out. When one student turned it over they saw the author was Washu! when the student looked up she was in the same pose she was on the book.

Tenchi on the other hand was not paying attention to this rather he was stricken by Sakuya...for a reason he doesn't know. Especially since he has lovely females around his house all the time.

Sakuya took a seat looking at the book pleasantly surprised her new teacher was an author at such a young age, unaware completely that Tenchi was looking at her, she had a quiet and gentle air about her something he did not see every day.


Most students were still stunned by how Washuu made the books disappear. Washuu said"Oh yeah forgot about the prime directive!" She then put on sun glasses and pulled out a silver, metal cylinder like device "May I have your attention." The students looked at her then a blinding light came out of it erasing their memories of how she got rid of their books and make the new ones appear. She then took of her glasses and put the device away "Ok now class turn to page 1.2 of Chapter 1 of your new text books please."

Tenchi was not surprised to find out that Washu was the one who wrote this text book. So he just sighed as he layed his head down. Luckily that kept him from being flashed, or was it because he's part alien...Either way, he sighed as he opened the book to read.

Sakuya seemed unaffected and just did as she was told with a rather cute shrug. "Of course teacher."

Washuu wrote on a chalk board and spoke out loud reading aloud from the text book.

Soon enough it was lunch time, all the boys in class wanted to have lunch with Sakuya yet she turned them all down. Washu meanwhile would be eating her lunch with the other teachers.

Meanwhile the most female members of the freshmen class seemed to be fighting during lunch in the cafeteria. There seemed to be a massive hole in the ceiling which had caused plaster to fall on one of the students, the others namely the science club members seemed to dominate the freshmen class with the child genius Fuka Yuki and Momo Kanigawre seeming to be rivals for the position of teachers pet, this class seemed to lack any semblance of discipline of order with the student council newbie's constantly starting fights with the science club and Seina constantly accidentally causing things to break.

Meanwhile the principle was watching all of this from the sidelines as many boys fawned over one girl, while the majority of the girls fought one another. He wide and crazed grin showing satisfaction. "This experiment will surly make things entertaining, let the games begin demon girl. For I Ramia shall be victorious."

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Meanwhile in town Sasami was doing some of the shopping with Ryo-Ohki and Mihoshi, while doing this she passed by the grade school and looked into it, it was recess and the children were all playing, she looked somewhat sad and lonely. Sasami longed to be there with the other children.

Ryo ohki sensed Sasami's distress, and attempts to cheer her up with a few snuggles against her cheek. She didn't like seeing her friend look so glum.

One of the girls though happens to see the Lone Sasami and was filled with curiosity. However, this was a stranger, a girl she never saw before. Is she a delinquent, is she dangerous? These questions weighed heavily on her mind...but...this might be her one chance to make a friend...I...should try... swallowing some saliva, she decides to give it a shot. So slowly, she walked over to the school yard's gate, and speaks meekly, "Umm...Hello..."

"Oh um hi there.............I-I'm Sasami and this is Ryo-Ohki its nice to meet you?"

"I-I'm Misao, It's nice to meet you too." The meek girl replies, shyly as well. But encouraged by the shared kind tone "Umm...W-what are you doing...outside the yard?" she asks curiously "If you don't...mind me asking..,aren't you in school too?"

"Well no I-I well........I'm home-schooled, it does get kind of lonely though?" Blushed Sasami thinking up a fib to cover her tracks.

"I see...well...will you be joining a school soon?" Misao asked curiously, hoping this girl could be in her class.

"Well um I-I dunno I just don't know, I could ask my big sister maybe?"Shrugged Sasami she would like being around kids her own age of course, yet could she?

"W-Well...if you do so...then...I hope you choose this school to go to." Minao says earnestly, yet shyly.

"Well th-that would be nice.............if I do will you be my friend?"she smiled gently blushing a bit.

And just like that, Misao puts on such a sweet smile, that any lesser man would get diabetes just from looking at it, melting the hearts of many both figuratively and literally if they were to have a tough outer shell over their hearts. It was a smile of elation and hope "Sure. Id love to."

"Good then thats what I'll do, I'll go ask my big sister when I'm done shopping okay? I can't wait for tomorrow now so we can be friend."Sasami gave an equally sweet and cute smile back to Misao.

"I can't wait either." Misao replies, still smiling her diabetes inducing smile "Its gonna be so much fun."

Suddenly the sounds of a school bell sounds "Oh... I have to go now. Recess is over. I hope to see you tomorrow."

Sasami waved bye to her new friend then walked off smiling big still. "What do you think Ryo-Ohki?"

"Meow!" Of course she agrees! She thinks it would be a great chance for Sasami to gain friends.

Sasami smiled big and cutely as she scratched Ryo's ear gently able to tell her dearest friends caring. "Lets go and see if Mihoshi is back from her errand so we can finish shopping."

Sasami ran upto Mihoshi who looked rather upset. "Oh there you are Mihoshi huh where are the groceries?"

Mihoshi looked upwards as she laughed a bit, "I'm sorry. I was so busy getting haunted and trying to put my partner to rest I kinda forgot."

"Wow really a ghost mystery that sounds really cool, like something froma manga will you tell me about it sometime Mihoshi?"Asked Sasami grinning childishly and cutely as she walked with Mihoshi back to the truck. "So what was her name?" Asked Sasami as she got in on the passangers side.

"Oh um, her name was Kiyone, Kiyone Makibi and I just saw her ghost and the ghost of this girl I knew named Hakua, I guess maybe she got shot or something during a mission since I got sent here."

Kiyone of course was not dead, she and junior detective Hakua had been sent to Earth with another officer who was undercover as a teacher at the high school to investigate the odd goings on over the last week and a half. "Sheesh what a bubble brain, I kept telling her I wasn't dead. Well whatever we need to meet up with Tennyo and Kurihara back at the temporary base Hakua."

The energetic, curly green haired teen detective grinning big as she saluted her mentor. "Right-O senior detective Kiyone!"
“I can already tell I’m not going to catch a break here either at school…” Tenchi groaned to himself, watching the odd bickering unfold in the cafeteria. “But there’s something… something about that Sakuya girl.”

Shrugging it off, for now, Tenchi found an unclaimed table in the noisy cafeteria and proceeded to sit down and unpack his lunch, ready to enjoy Sasami’s perfectly home-made bento for today’s lunch.

Opening the cover, Tenchi was in awe at what he saw inside. Nicely cooked rice, pieces of beef, tasty looking vegetables and some dipping sauce; all nicely packed in the box. “Looks so good, I have to thank Sasami later when I get back home.”

Just as Tenchi was about to have the first serving enter his mouth, he suddenly heard a chair pull up beside him. Stopping midway with the food just by the tip of his lips, he was surprised to find… Sakuya Kumashiro?!

“You don’t mind if I sit here, right?” Sakuya politely asked. Unlike Tenchi, Sakuya had gotten lunch from the school’s cafeteria. A big plate holding a beefy looking hamburger and some fries.

“N-No… Not at all,” Tenchi stuttered, caught off-guard by her sudden presence.

“Thanks!” she replied with a cute smile.

That troubling feeling from before slowly crept its way back into Tenchi, who couldn’t understand why he was getting his strange aura from this girl… Or perhaps it was almost every boy who glared at him from their tables, showing how jealous and envious they are of Tenchi’s new found situation.

“Hehe… Why me…” he quietly whispered to himself.

With that out of the way, the two tucked into their meals, Sakuya happily humming to herself, clearly enjoying her burger, while Tenchi’s taste buds dance with joy from Sasami’s cooking.

Halfway into their meals, Sayuka suddenly asked, “Oh, I didn’t get your name, I’m Sakuya!”

Wiping some sauce off his lips with a nearby napkin, Tenchi answered back, “I heard your name is class, but it’s nice to meet you too… Sakuya, I’m Tenchi Masaki.”

“Tenchi, huh?” she giggled, making Tenchi blush a bit. “I think we're gonna be good friends, you're kinda cute~”

“…What?” Tenchi thought himself by that bold statement.
"Well its the truth, and I can tell your nice." She winked while chomping into her beefy and juicy burger, getting some grease on her mouth as she peered at him with those deep azure pools of hers. "Most guys are usually so rude to me, saying crude and objectifying things. I can tell your not like that." She was now dipping her fries in some sauce and elegantly eating them one at a time, while the sauce dripped onto the table.

So many boys were shooting death glares at him as Sakuya was one of the three most desirable girls at the school, and seen as the sweetest and smartest of the trio of so called diva's at the school. Overall she did seem very polite, kind, and smart, yet there was just something else about her that seemed special; something Tenchi could not exactly place.

Washu of course was watching Tenchi from nearby and peering at Sakuya. "She seems like a model student, yet that may also be the issue never trust perfection." the brilliant but mad child bodied scientist thought while scanning the girl secretly. "The data says she is human, but this feeling something is just off about all of this."

As Tenchi and Sakuya ate Fuka Yuki of the science club unveiled a robotic battle pack arms that seemed to be throwing pies at the student council. A silver haired young woman with a long gray skirt and oddly dog ears slicing them to ribbons and glaring. "You dare weaponize everyone's desserts?" The passionate dog eared girl shouted pointing her bokken at Fuka Yuki.

Ramia was just giggling to herself as she watched this from the faculty balcony. "These brats are so easy to manipulate, all I need do is watch and wait for that demon girl and that Tsunami to make their moves, eventually the games will begin and my head start at making this test bed of a school and manipulating the GP excavating here was all just perfect." he mischievous impish red headed woman said to herself in thought.
“Crude and objecting you…?” Tenchi mumbled between his bites of food, as he slowly looked back at the glaring mob of jealous boys. “I don’t think she sees the clear picture here.” He wittily remarked in his mind.

“Hehe, you’re a pretty funny guy, Tenchi~,” Sakuya teased as she finished the last reminder of her sauce covered fries. “Mm… The food here is so good.”

“Wow… You ate that burger and fries like it was nothing,” he stated, startled how this modest and ideal girl just quickly made work of her meal.

“Oh, I guess so!” she laughed, licking her greasy stained fingertips. “It’s honestly pretty good, maybe you should try one later or tomorrow.”

“Gee, I don’t know… Might be too much to eat for me,” Tenchi replied, as he continued to finish his meal.

While Tenchi and Sakuya continued chatting away at their table; Washu’s attention had shifted towards Fuka and the odd nonsense that was spiraling over at her table. The crafty self-proclaimed genius was intrigued by this student’s machine and craftsmanship.

“If there’s a student here that’s just smart, maybe, just maybe… She should be my teaching assistant…” Washu plotted to herself with a prideful smirk, rubbing her chin while eating on her collected lunch.

However, there was another person keeping a close eye on Tenchi and his newly acquainted friend…

“Damn it all! I knew this would happen!”

Behind the wall where Tenchi and Sakuya sat and hovering high up near the ceiling, there was Ryoko spying on her precious man using her ghost/phasing powers. Ever since he left the house today, Ryoko couldn’t help but follow Tenchi towards his school; without him seeing her of course. She really didn’t like the idea of some random girl trying to make her sweetheart away.

Plus, it can’t really be called stalking if you’re not caught?

“Who does that girl think she is trying to get lovey-dovey with my Tenchi?” she snarled venomously as she watched all of this unfold.
Ryoko was about to faze fully out of the wall and try her hand at wringing Sakuya's neck. Her hatred for this boring and trashy tart of a girl muscling in on her guy, the pirate however did not see that pie which was flung away from its intended target the samurai girl Hachiko. The cursed cream pie slamming right into her face, its sweet, creamy and dreamy taste suddenly mellowing Ryoko out if just a bit.

Washu whistled at this noticing her naughty daughter, but just grinned wider while stuffing her face with crab cakes and sashimi. The genius scientist was usually a bit of a glutton but for some reason she felt hungrier then usual especially for these amusing young students who sated her mind instead of just her stomach.

Fuka Yuki laughing manically, which seemed to sound similar to a duck quacking; this making Washu drool as she sized up her new potential intern/surrogate daughter and all the silly experiments they could have together. "I just took this job to keep an eye on Tenchi and the weird readings, but these students oh how fun." The crazed scientist thought to herself while chugging a large thermos of coffee.

Ryoko meanwhile groaned as she slid to the ground and was spotted by a student, the girl growling at the student and then knocking them out. "If Tenchi likes schoolgirls then I'll be one!" The former criminal stealing the random girl students uniform and tying her hair in a ponytail. "I'll become a sexy, sultry and badass schoolgirl and make Tenchi ogle me!" Ryoko declaring to herself and the universe as she put on some sunglasses, then groaned at hearing her stomach growl. "First I have gotta eat though, I left the house so fast I forgot to eat and have my morning sake jug."
Since it was still the lunch period, Ryoko using her new disguise, decided to waltz her way into the cafeteria to get some grub to fill her fired up belly; but get a closer eye on Tenchi and that pesky Sakuya girl. Stealthily making her way into a cue, the space pirate continued to glare at the duo, as best as she could her shades before she suddenly found herself being asked by the cafeteria lunch ladies what she wanted to eat and drink.

“Oh! Ummm…,” Ryoko muttered as she was caught by surprise.

While Ryoko was busy looking at the vast selection of food that was available, Tenchi the poor boy was getting even more mixed messages from his new friend…

“By the way, I can’t help notice how you have such nice eyes~,” Sakuya giggled softly while looking directly at Tenchi’s face.

“…Wha?” mumbled Tenchi in confusion. “Um… thanks?”

Sakuya just continued giggling in a cute manner before burping a bit. “Oh, pardon me,” she teased and blushed.

Tenchi nervously laughed before moving away from his chair and collecting his empty bento. “I… I better get going before I miss the next class.”

And just like that Sakuya quickly rose up as well and replied, “I’ll come along with you as well!”

“O-Okay then…”

Tenchi could literally feel the pressure of the room get even tenser from the students that continued to glare at him from distance.

Meanwhile, Washu was planning all sorts of devious things with her prodigy. What sort of experiments and inventions they’ll make together? Something fun, something wild and maybe something entertaining to watch unfolds in the school. The self-proclaimed genius was getting so giddy that she was dunking some donuts she collected with her coffee.
Washu so in the moment watching the science club president she did not notice the odd aura around the donuts, the sloven genius getting hungrier and hungrier as she ate and more and more giddy. "I so wanna play mama with that little one, such a devious genius for me to take under my wing." She was picturing the two of them creating a giant robot the size of the school building that could make the worlds largest pie just for the two of them to swim in.

Washu unaware she was getting a bit chunkier in her rear end, just a bit but it was becoming slightly noticeable. "Hey, hey Ms.Yuki I wanna see you and the rest of the science club after classes got it y'all!?" Washu shouting out, the last part of her sentence getting an odd accent at the end.

Ryoko meanwhile had taken a seat and was chowing down on a giant rack of ribs with tons of rice and gravy, to wash it all down a liter of soda and one of the science clubs pies she grabbed for dessert. "I can grab Tenchi after class and then take out that tart." The pirate lady thinking to herself while belching loudly after taking a huge swig of soda.

Back with Tenchi he could not seem to get away from Sakuya, sure she was so cute, sweet and a drop dead gorgeous girl. But Tenchi got plenty of attention from girls back at home, he had wanted to attend school to get away from this craziness, sure he had wanted to tell Sakuya to leave him alone and yet; "Whenever I look at her eyes, damn I just can't get over how cute she is." The boy sighing while still getting death glares around him.
With no other options, Tenchi released a defeated sigh and allowed the clingy girl to accompany him on his trip to the next class period. Trying his best to ignore the ongoing stares, the young man disposed his rubbish at the bins, as well as Sakuya; both of them leaving the cafeteria area.

“Tenchi leaving -URP- without me!” Ryoko mumbled (and burped) with annoyance, still guzzling down more soda to help wash down the ribs she had finished wolfing down earlier.

Quickly eating whatever else she could, the gluttonous pirate lady left her mess zone and immediately gave chase to catch up with Tenchi and that ‘thief’, Sakuya. Ryoko was in such a hurry, she didn’t bother to wipe all of the remaining BBQ sauce that was still splattered on her mouth.

“Go, Ryoko, go~!” Washu teasingly remarked as she finished eating her tray of donuts, her hands, and fingers covered in sugar. “My, my, my, this simply won’t do.” Noticing her sugar-coated hands, the haughty scientist started to lick the sugar away, when suddenly-

“MISS WASHU!”

Stopping what she was doing, Washu saw a crying Yuki Fuka, covered in so many layers of pies, running towards her.

“Aww, something wrong, little Missy?” Washu asked feeling concerned for her new favourite student.

“That… that… Momo did this to me!” Yuki pointed while pointing at the table where Momo and rest of the school council sat.

“Hmm… I see,” the redhead stated before scooping up some pie of Yuki’s head and ate it. “Let’s get you clean up and see what we can do~?”

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