An ultimate showdown between several different figures |
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground When suddenly batman burst from the shadows And hit godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got busted and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by shaq It was him who opened up a can of shaq fu When Eric Carter came out of the blue He started beating up Squeal o Neil When they both got flattened by the batmobile Before he could make It back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln came out of the grave Pulled an AK 47 from under his hat Blew batman away with a ratatatat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Cuz Optimus prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus prime like scruff mcgruff took a bite outta crime Then shaq came back covered in a tire track And Jackie chan came and landed on his back And batman was dizzy and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find Cuz batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie chan blocked it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus prime but collided in the air and the both got hit by a care bear stare This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate Angels sing out in a mericulous chorus Down from the heavens....descended chuck norris....who delivered a kick...which could shatter bones....into the crotch of Indiana jones....who fell onto the ground....crying in pain...as batman changed back... Into Bruce wayne...but chuck saw through his clever desiguse....and crushed batman's head in between his thighs then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monte holy grails black night, and muosolinie, and the blue meanie, cowboy curtis, and johnbe the genie, the robocop, the terminater, Captain kirk, darth vader, lopez, superman, every single power ranger, theoles cresti and Theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan came outa nowhere lighting fast and they kicked chuck norris and his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw With civilians looking at a total awe The fire raged for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw the better Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown This is the ultimate showdown This is the ultimate showdown This is the ultimate showdowwwwwn....of ultimate destiny |