I Agree ... Alternatively

I Agree ... Alternatively


I just got off another call
that was seeking my opinion:
"What do you think of Trump’s grand plans
as a voter and Virginian?"

“How do you feel about the wall?
Will it keep our country safe?”
It's a waste of time and money!
Arrrgh! It really makes me chafe.

Instead let’s build a wall between
Trump and his entities.
I think I’d feel much safer
knowing who he wants to please.

“And what about Obamacare?
How soon should we repeal it?”
We didn’t fight for coverage
so Republicans could steal it!

Instead let’s rename it Trumpcare!
He can then take all the credit.
Instead of all the bickering
it’s as simple as an edit.

“Neil Gorsuch for the highest court -
tell me, what do you think?
He’s an ultra-conservative
who doesn’t smoke or drink.”

To be honest, I’d feel better
if his daughter was with child ...
by her brother ... and on welfare.
A woman’s rights should not be trialed!

I’m sure when the survey’s over
Trump will tweet how much he's backed!
It’s easy to see his support
in a world of “alternative facts.”

An entry for "Write from the Heart Poetry Contest" 
Prompt: Current Events
Line Count: 32