THE BIGGEST GANG

What is that noise? It's a far off tune that seems to repeat itself, bizarrely it never gets closer or further away the more you and the dolphin walk the beach (could swear that was a girl I was gonna have sex with now its a dolphin.....damn!!).
That noise though........PHONE WAKE UP ALARM!!!!!
As Richard Linton fumbles with his phone to, both, turn off that horrible alarm and check to see its not been going on for longer than five minutes - it has he comes back to reality and dolphins/sexy women on beaches have completely vanished from memory - even if he wanted to remember he couldn't but......thankfully wouldn't try.