An 18+ insane poem about the anus, written for a chuckle, don't take it so personally. |
-Anal Tinkering- by Keaton Foster By candle light Via flashlight Burning books Of scripture Anything to add Fuel to the flame Illumination Is as always Where it’s at Looking Starring Eagerly peering Into an abyss Wondering to myself What could have I So often missed What is and why Is all there Beyond This world Full of shit Before This world Full of the same Anal tinkering This is not What you think Not disgusting Nothing vulgar Just an asshole Exposed Made bare Brought into view Clarity not skewed Where all begins Such things must end To be divine Is to defecate at times Refuse escapes Glorious is waste One man’s shit Is another’s gold At least That’s what I’ve heard So absurd Take a good look Of your own Do I dare you You could go Your entire life Without ever seeing Such an important Part of who you are Take a picture Commit it to memory A selfie would be best In that context alone Does one make sense It is said That some things Can’t be unseen Blanketed Is the ideal In a word full Of such assholes Yours will be unique I’d say quite special But let’s face it That would be ridiculous Because like it or not You’re just another asshole Anal tinkering Poke it with a stick Prod it with a finger Tickle it With another’s Willing lips Whatever floats Your sinking boat But be careful Because too much Stimulation Can lead to a world Full of your own shit By candle light Via flashlight Burning books Of scripture Anything to add Fuel to the flame Illumination Is as always Where it’s at Looking Starring Into an abyss Wondering what is it That makes you whole In such a world full Of so damn many Specific assholes… Anal Tinkering Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2015. |