10 mistakes science/technology made

Invention of mobile phone
Invention of mobile phone is the biggest and sweetest mistake of science. Science may repent over the invention of mobile phone but we are happy because we have got this world like a global village. The inventor of cell phone may cry of he saw the use of his invention. The victims of mobile phones can understand me. Oh! You still have a feature phone? Don't you follow the technology? When you'll get the smart phone? These are the common questions in some societies including India and Pakistan. But dears please try to understand there are bigger problems than having a smart phone. Mobile phone is said to be a connection tool between relatives but observations tell that it has become a "dating tool" for young generation. Things are not bad but we make it. So, mobile phone is not really bad, but its usage by young generation is very awful.

Discovery of heart shape
Let's discuss about the heart shape. Why we draw heart like? , only due to the shape of silphium seedpod, it is strange but true. When the scientists discovered the real shape of heart, many lovers may be disappointed because they were telling their heart conditions by drawing the structures and the newly discovered heart shape was not easy to be drawn. Dear science! You disappointed the lovers so you have to be punished. So, to punish science, all the social media and mobile apps integrated a sign to facilitate the disappointed people. ;) . I think the scientists and doctors should not tell people that how strange shape their heart has, and let people enjoy the cute leaf shape heart structure. It is interesting to know that in Pakistani and India drawing, people usually show an arrow passing through heart which show the "bad condition in love" of someone.

Invention of internet
This is the biggest mistake of sign seriously. This internet doesn't let me take rest, I am sick of this. Internet is like oxygen now, if our internet connection is disturbed, then that will be the worst day. Dear internet you are so sweet, so helpful but why you interfere in our lives? :/ . Obviously there are many benefits of internet, which make our life easy and calm but at the same time, there are many destructive effects of internet. My sister burned the bread only due to this discovery of science. Dear science please keeps calm yourself and don't try to be over smart. No doubt the invention of internet has revolutionized our lives but it also revolutionized the crimes as well as Romance ;). Sorry dear scientists, I am criticizing your discoverers but I'll also appreciate them. Look people, if there is no internet, you wouldn't be reading this article and you may not have much knowledge about the world and its people. ?

Discovery of planets
Telescope is the invention of science and scientists discovered new planets in the universe. Science tells strange stories about the planets that they have no life, but some of them may have life. So what dear science? If other planets has life, then let them enjoy their life and if other planets have no life then don't try to impose earth's life on them. Science don't allow the scientists to keep themselves relax therefore scientists reached at moon and Mars. Recently astronauts discovered water at Mars, and I am sure they will now suggest earth people to buy tickets and make their residence at Mars. Oh please don't try to discover new residences, try to modify your own. Trying to discover new planets and make dreams to transfer from earth to other planets is be like; leaving your own home and shifting to other's place without any valid reason.

Invention of CCTV camera
This is seriously a very dangerous invention. Well now people cannot perform their personal activities? Some people take a much advantage of CCTV cameras and integrated them in their offices and homes to keep check on the ongoing activities, others also used them to keep an eye on their neighbors. Oh, stop people, and let others free to enjoy their lives. It is very shameful act to watch CCTV footages of others. TV channels are more irritating; they always find a new controversial video of someone and start blackmailing them. Oh sorry TV channels I didn't mean to say this. No doubt all channels do not do the same but usually they act as a groups of loins running to overtake deer. Criminals are very sad due to CCTV cameras, but science also helped them by discovering methods to disable security cameras. How kind science is :P

Development of online          shopping
It seems to be very helpful if we receive all our accessories and required products at our door step. But we don't really assure of their quality, they may show us a leather bag and send a plastic bag. I am not criticizing all the shopping websites, but some of them really create a mess. I always get scold from my mother on shopping dresses online, because she want to design my dresses by her own ideas and these shopping websites cause a failure. But I want to tell you a secrete thing but please don't tell it to anyone else, secret is; you can buy high quality products on big discount also, I tried it. Online shopping in some countries has restricted people to their homes by providing them a fast service so people do not bother to go outside and feel the enjoyment of wandering here and there in search of required things.

Invention of Integration          in mathematics
Oh this is a very painful subject of mathematics, it always make me cry? . Dear science you cannot do more misbehave than this integration. The worst thing in mathematics is "integration", engineers can understand me. I always run from mathematics and therefore chose biology as my major subject but mathematics didn't left me there, and still I am studying "biomathematics". The people, who faced this, can understand my sorrow. Students are waiting for some miracle that, mathematicians announce good news of removing integration from their courses. If it is not possible to remove integration from engineering courses then please make it possible to remove it from "Bio-mathematics". Teachers of mathematics looks like a devil while teaching integration. Dear mathematicians! Do you want to look as a devil? If No, then please help us and eliminate this redundant integration. If you successfully do this for us, we'll keep praying for your children :D

Invention of firecrackers          
Firecrackers are really very naughty and always smile if they find a victim. By default it is also a discovery of our dearest science. Firecrackers don't let us alone during sermons, marriages, festivals and other events. My brother is very fond of cracking these firecrackers in front of me because he knows that they frighten me. I'll make a big blast in the hairs of that so called scientist how discovered it. I request you too to find that scientist and let we throw a party in the head of that scientist. I was attending my cousin's marriage and enjoying with my family, my mother and aunt asked me to bring my cousin to the stage and help her sisters. When we were moving towards the stage, suddenly a naughty boy cracked a firecracker in my cousin's feet, you can understand the condition that time. hahaha

Innovations in dresses          
This is actually not an invention but an idea of science in the field of fashion designing. The designers always try to introduce new designs of dresses which make our previous dresses useless. Dear fashion scientists! Why you always introduce the worse style of dresses? Can you please make decent dresses? Look at the dress below; can I wear it in some party? Then why you designed such an awkward dress? Look at the following dress, do you afford to wear this "designer's dress" and look like a "white frog princess"? We cannot comfort ourselves by thinking that this is a designer dress because we cannot face the weird looks of people. So dear designers ,if you really want to design dresses, please design simple ones.


Invention of ammunition,          explosives and weapons          
Invention of ammunition, explosives and weapons is really a very dangerous invention. Seriously, many nations have suffered from this invention. And now, young generation is very fond of talking about new guns and weapons. There was a class fellow of mine, and he always frighten his fellows by telling that he has a gun so anyone don't try to be over smart with him. There were two children of 10th grade, they committed suicide by using girl's father's gun just because they wanted to marry each other and their parents didn't agree. Dear science, why you invented weapons? I become very frightened by hearing some gunshot.