THE evil tie part 2

So I bought a tie from some dude. He tried to sell quick! I can tell because he went door to door saying "Pretty red tie! want it yes or no?" I felt bad so you know I bought it! Was this the tie I saw all over the news? I don't care they said "Its back to normal." I wore it to work. I work at Gordmans. I'm one of the managers! The tie smirked at me when I looked down at it. It's eyes were still there! I pooped my pants. "My plan WORKED! I made him poop his pants!" said the tie. The ties eyes went away! "soon every body will poop them selfs!" I went home changed my pants,threw out the tie,and went to bed. The next day I was on my way to work the air smelt like POOP! I checked the trash the tie was gone! Of corse he scared everybody! I I found him! His weakness was... TURD SPLATTERS! I found him! I pulled down my pants and POOOOOPED!!!! His eyes disapeared! I pooped some more his mouth disapeared and turned back to normal. I still sold it to a diffrent country.