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Rated: E · Fiction · Comedy · #2062138
Farts make people sad wanna know why?
One evening I saw a kid crying. "Why are you crying?" I asked "I farted and my house blew away!" the kid said sadly. I saw another kid crying. why is two kids crying at the same time? I thought. So you know what I did? "Why are you crying?" I asked stupid I know they probably got in a fart war! "I farted on a tree it blew away and it went to space and there was a kitty in the tree!" he said sadly. Okay? I thought. I saw an old lady laughing! I was so mad. I thought she was laughing at the kids. So I went over there to ask her what is so funny so I did."Whats so funny?" I asked "I farted it felt like a rock!" Okay? I thought. That is why farts make people sad.
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