I Learnt Today

I Learnt Today


Piddle, poo and puddles too
Drips and drops from wooden mops
Swish and sway in games we play
Here's a rhyme I learnt today

One, two, three and A, B, C
Numbers, letters hide from me
Can't recall what they all meant, so
Save me from their punishment

Lines and lines and lines and lines
Tools that help you waste your time
Cramp and indents from the pen, is
Hardly education when

Days are spent in fear of torture
Victims are so easy to capture
Abuse, Abuse, Abuse, Abuse...all
Skills outlined in teachers handbook

Lets knuckle down because it's no use, to
Dream, aspire or dare to prove, that
I could even begin to matter, I'm
Poor, a peasant headed for the gutter, so

Piddle, poo and puddles too
Drips and drops from wooden mops
Swish and sway in games we play
Here's the rhyme I learnt today