Halloween party

There is a Halloween party for a group of 12 year olds. Everyone is dressed up in different costumes except Sam and Dave. They are wearing their Sunday best suits. The group decides to go out Trick-or-treating from 7-9. They all go out together, except Sam and Dave, who go their own way.

They all meet up around 9 pm to see who got the most and best treats. Sam and Dave walk in with their bags overflowing with the best candy and other items. The other kids asked Dave and Sam; "Where did you go to get all that good stuff?"

Sam replied, "We went to the retirement community. We knocked on doors and I said, 'Hi, I'm Jack Kavorkian and this is my Attorney! Trick-or-treat!' You should have seen how fast they got something for us. Some of them threw their dentures. Others wanted to give us their spouse."