Poems of a weirdo

Death of a rabbit
A mountaineer goes up a mountain to get some fresh air. Down past the mountain in the forest lay a big old snare. Lying in the snare is a hare with air going through his hair.
The moral of this story is never be a hare in a snare.

Poem of Nonsense
Don’t let your belly jiggle for you will surly giggle. Snuggle with a puddle and you will surely sneeze. Try not to sneeze for you will only sneeze cheese. These things which I have told you will surely make you snap. Slap the snapper with some clippers for the crowd will surely clap. If you hold a cat on your lap the crowd will be happy. But the crowd will only be happy if there is no bird named flappy.

The Beach
The beach is very neat as long as you wear cleats. The beach may be beautiful but it is also colorful. The beach is very colorful and looks simple wonderful. People go to the beach for fun when there is a great big sun. The heat that is on the beach really likes to pick on feet. The moon is coming soon and it is way past noon. I am afraid that it is time to go back home. Even if we have to go home alone.

Swords
In a kingdom in a castle lay a rack of weapons. Can I have a word with you about swords? The sword is a famous weapon even among lords. In a blacksmith shop past the gate there is a sword that looks like a crate. It is made of shining metal. But watch out as to not touch a pedal. For if this happens the pedal will be gone. The sword is way too heavy to be stone although it’s never been flown. Even if you have never seen your doom do not face a sword for it will ruin you.
Poems

A tasty Lamb
A lamb tastes like spam. That of course unless you add ham. But don’t add ham to the lamb is you’re going to add jam. After you eat the lamb with jam you will want to get a tan. But after the tan you will want to eat another lamb with some grams. The lamb with the grams will make your stomach go bam.

Darkness
Darkness fast. It is fast for it is in the past. It is in the past so do not clash. The darkness likes hash browns with a dash of mash. If only you could smash the darkness then it would not stash the light away. The light is hiding from the darkness in the hay. Because he is afraid that the darkness owns a bay that pays. But some day the light will come out to make the darkness pay.

You and me
You and me shall go on a shopping spree down to the land of Bree. We will also buy a deed to a mine that opens up and makes you blind. If you get blind then simply grind the mine up to the pines. Without some grime there is no mine. But now that our shopping spree is over we will depart and go back to sleep.

Death
Death is like bad breath. It is not pleasant and is simply strange. It smells sourer like a peanut. But peanuts taste like tree nuts. Tree nuts are gross like a nose. Death is compared to a stinky nose that is stuck in a hose. The hose then poses for a photo which then slows. Death is deadly like a medley. It can stab you several times and you hurt like scabs. Death is horrible simply unstorible.

Sunlight
Oh sunlight oh sunlight where are you. At night you hide behind the moon and all day you hide behind clouds. One day I hope to see you brightly shining in the sky. Completely adorned by all life. Oh star light oh starlight I see you now.

Food
Food is good especially with roots. Don not says crude stuff while you eat in front of a city dude for it is very rude. Do not eat our food like a mower and do not eat it while taking a shower. I sit here every day and eat food that is very good.

Superman
Superman is super and duper. He has no bloopers and is definitely not a mini cupper. He fly’s through the air with the greatest of ease until he meets a good winter breeze. It then freezes him and makes him sneeze. When he sneezes the world gets the mizzles.

Star wars
In a galaxy far far away there was a war in the stars. The star wars took place in a bar and was practically a car. They left the bar and lando got a scar that was the color of scarlet. Landon then went to mars and ate a bunch of lard. The bard moaned with was very hard.