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I had an automobile collision with an Abilene gal, She said I was to blame but I couldn’t see how, We decided both were blessed to survive the accident, We smiled, embraced, and our separate ways we went. A Detroit City lady was accused of committing murder, She gazed with big blue eyes and asked me to defend her, Now I’m not an attorney but her wish I couldn’t shun, She’s serving life plus twenty years but I’m still on the run. While visiting ol’ Baltimore a female friend of mine, Gave to me, wrapped in cloth, a real heart valentine, I was shocked as you might guess at such a gruesome scene, More appropriate it would’ve been to give at Halloween. In Houston lived a woman who once stole my credit card, She drained my bank account which made living very hard, But I’m no sap, I got it back and just to get ahead, I put pepper on her upper lip then kicked her out of my bed. Charleston is quite a town and the ladies there are sweet, But there lived one in particular who had gigantic feet, She measured fifty inches tall with her hair up in a bun, If her feet were normal size she would be six foot one.
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