Ben Afleck apologizes.. sort of.

    President Ben Afleck cleared his throat as he stood before
    a press conference . He sipped some water.

    "I will begin with an apology .. I was overly optimistic.
    As God is my witness, I thought ISIS would be rejected
    by the people of the middle east. I had no idea how savage
    they are. Neither was I informed of the Russian connection
    to ISIS. We now face an extremist Islamic axis power with
    Russia and China," Afleck sipped his water and pointed to
    a reporter waving his hand.

    "Muzzy with the Sand Piper Press.
    Mr. President do you believe that you had the gravitas
    to play Batman?" the reporter asked for a follow up.

    The President gave a vacant stare at the reporter.
    "No. You may not have a follow up question."
    Ben Afleck shook his head and cussed at his press
    secretary .. "What's your follow up?"

    "Will you legalize prostitution?"
    Muzzy smiled and added, "You do have a
    notorious record with female interns and
    actresses."

    "That is a moronic question.
    But, I honestly, don't believe in monogamy ..
    Sure, I won't veto a bill to legalize prostitution .
    Were all going to Hell anyway." the celebrity President
    answered with a toothy smile.

    "Thank you Mr. President and will we see more free
    condoms distributed?" Muzzy pressed on.

    Ben look agog, "Of course! I'll order a condom drop
    on Bagdad!" The President cussed at the press secretary
    and then turned back to Muzzy.~

                        "If we do not contain the Moslem extremist,
                        Muzzy there will be no more casual sex or
                        Batman movies. Thank you so very much!"

    The President stumped off the podium.
    He threw his speech at Muzzy.
    Muzzy picked it up and tossed it in a nearby waste basket.
    Muzzy and the rest of the press conference applauded
    the President.


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