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Rated: 18+ · Other · Comedy · #2010300
Who knew a tiny spider could cause such bedlem

Invalid Photo #1036651 long the road, a man went mad; screaming just like a child.
Invalid Photo #1036652 ecause he saw a teeny tiny spider: scared shitless he was - what a wimp.
Invalid Photo #1036653 an you imagine the chaos that followed?
Invalid Photo #1036654 ogs and cats got such a shock, thereby causing a riot!
Invalid Photo #1036655 ndeavours, by gosh, were all brought to a halt.
Invalid Photo #1036656 atigued old men were startled to their senses: what, what!
Invalid Photo #1036657 ateways of pandemonium were surely opened.
Invalid Photo #1036658 andbags belonging to old ladies, with their purple rinses, went flying!
Invalid Photo #1036659 have never seen the older generation get so irate…
Invalid Photo #1036660 ust when it seemed the craziness was over, flocks of birds pecked their way into the commotion.
Invalid Photo #1036661 etchup suddenly came flying from over head!
Invalid Photo #1036662 ooking up, fire fighters squirting giant bottles of Heinz from the rooftops.
Invalid Photo #1036663 y goodness, even with floods of red, the fight of randomness continued.
Invalid Photo #1036664 othing could stop this scene, so it seemed!
Invalid Photo #1036665 pened windows around the town, allowed for the escape of rabbits, hamsters and parrots.
Invalid Photo #1036666 arrots arriving two by too were in their element, repeating the obscenities uttered by contenders.
Invalid Photo #1036667 uite how the town survived this racket, nobody has the foggiest.
Invalid Photo #1036668 abbits, they were the worst; squeezing in the smallest slots, their shiny white fur instantly dyed bright red!
Invalid Photo #1036669 omeone saw a snake too, but that report was not confirmed.
Invalid Photo #1036670 ragedy struck, however, when the poor spider was squashed while scuttling to safety.
Invalid Photo #1036671 nlike the humans, the animals entered a state of mourning.
Invalid Photo #1036672 ery little could shake them from this state, leaving the humans to escape while they could!
Invalid Photo #1036673 ell, what can be said?
Invalid Photo #1036674 -ray pictures were not required to comprehend the devastation left behind.
Invalid Photo #1036675 et, it all occurred because of a teeny tiny spider and the wimpiest man who was scared shitless!...
Invalid Photo #1036676 ookeepers were called; boy they were appalled but had it all cleared up in a jiffy!

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