Girl troubles

Kendell: Come on, Archie, what's the big deal?

Archie: It's Maple, she's not talking to me.

Kendell: So what's up with your bipolar sweetie now?

Archie: She won't tell me.

Kendell: What's eating her now?

Archie: Well it started with kiwi-

Kendell: Really? You're not speaking because of a fruit? Seriously, Archie?

Archie: I don't know what happened. One minute we're talking and the next she's blowing up at me.

Kendell: What?

Archie: She said I was more interested in fruit than about her and her needs.

Kendell: I'm not following.

Archie: I told her about this article on kiwi that said it helpful for your eyesight and she went ballistic.

Kendell: Are you kidding me?

Archie: No, I'm serious. Now I don't know what-

He is suddenly interrupted by an incoming phone call.

Maple: Archie, babe, I'm at the mall and thought we could meet and talk about ''us''.

Archie: Well, you see Maple, I..

Kendell chuckles.

Kendell: Good luck, with that man.

She hangs up.