The blind date

Bob is a 21-year-old virgin with no game. He has tried over and over again to find the love of his life. Unfortunately, he has always come up too short. So, Bob decided to do something about his luck and go to a matchmaker.
The next morning, Bob takes a trip to see the matchmaker. The matchmaker was name Jan and she looks beautiful. Jan tells Bob not to worry and that he is in good hands. She also explains that it will probably be a week until she finds him a match. He says thank you and leaves her office.
A week later, Bob found out some incredible news, Jan found him a date! Jan told him to meet his match at the local bar tonight at eight p.m. So, Bob went and met his date, her name was Kara. “Kara is amazing,” Bob thought to himself. “She likes football, basketball, beer, and other things I liked,” he whispered to himself. The night was about over and Kara asked if he wanted to come over to her house for some wine. He urgently said yes and went over. That night, after they drank there wine things got heavy. She started to kiss his neck and his “Johnson” started to wake up. As he started to undress Kara he noticed a bulge in her panties. He takes it off and it reveals a massive WEINER.
So he puts his clothes back on and runs away.