In Your Face

-In Your Face-
by Keaton Foster
18+ This poem is not an anti-gay poem, but rather and anti in your face poem.



In your face
What a waste
I care even less
So freaking what
You’re gay
Maybe even flaming
Straight up gangster queer
A real non-conformist
Anti-heterosexual
Way out of the closet
I’m queer and I’m here type
I friggin get it
In your face
What you do
In your bedroom
Matters least of all
Get your freak on
Spank the monkey
Ride that pony
Do the holy baloney
Munch some carpet
Chomp some linoleum
Scissor each other to death
WTF
This has all become
TMI to the enth degree
Without being homophobic
I liked it better when
You were in the closet
Not because I have an issue
With people being gay
But rather because
I am sick and tired
Of everything being
Gay this
Queer that
Homo what
Lesbian who
Right to marry
Right to divorce
Let’s adopt some Chinese babies
And get matching cardigans
Always screaming
Please acknowledge me
And my keen fashion sense
I’m coming out
Here I am
Fabulous
Adore me and the DNA
Is that a dude or a chick
Or a dude chick
Adams apple, check
For Christ’s sake
We all get it
Ad nauseum
And then some
If another person says to me
Did you here who came out today
I swear to God above
I’m gonna lock myself in the closet
Do whatever it is you wish
Personally
Really
Quite sincerely
I could care less
So please can you
And those on your team
Power hitters or pinch swingers
Ball boys or dug out queens
Any and all are just fine
Beauty and sexuality
Are always the eye of the beholder
Well that sounded better in my head
Poignant, ehh
Again, Jeez
Could you find it
In your darling of a heart
To not be so militant about it
After all
Us straight people
Don’t go around screaming
We really love vagina
We without question adore penis
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Ok, well maybe that one
What you do is between you
Your male, and or female lover
And the back of your bedroom door
Fuck, suck, hockey puck
Whatever floats your boat
Or in your case sails your yacht
The good book
You know the one
That some crazy ass people
Might try to beat you to death with
Was written by men
A really long ass time ago
Heck dare I say
So far back when bi-sexuality
Was as common as an STD
And the Greeks
What a bunch of queers
I’m just sayin
Is the good book right
Or are you wrong
If you ask me
Not that you ever would
It is all
One and half dozen of the other
I of course have my faith
Jammed right into my soul
Vagina’s is all that I know
Sorry not a single asshole
Again
Not that I have a problem with that
I have a super gay sister
A real classic dyke
If there ever was one
Birth name Joanne
Preferred name Joe
Some of her girlfriends
Have been hotter than sin
I often scratch my head
And ask
Are sure you don’t prefer dick
There reply is always the same
Nope, this is the way
That God made me
Who are we, and I
To argue with that
We as a species
Are part of God’s petri dish
An experiment turned on its head
Adam and Eve
After all did get their freak on
I’m sure that Adam may have
Put his junk in Eve’s trunk
I’m sure Adam perused
Her thorny bush
A good tongue lashing
Never hurt anyone
It’s all good
In your face
I sure hope this poem
Was not a waste
The right to express ourselves
God given I would like to add
Is fine and dandy
As long as we are not
Beating each other over the head
With our clever slogans
I’m queer and I’m here
I’m straight and I like cake
Wait
WTF?


In Your Face
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2014.