Classy Cliche

There it was.
I stood there gazing into the refelctive glass.
It was so pink.
Almost the shade of pink I had turned when the cute store clerk smiled at me.
But there was only one problem..
Another girl, wanting the same dress as I..
What did I do?
Well, I ran.
I was playing in my head, "Run forest, RUN!"
I couldn't believe it.
I beat her to the dress!
I felt as if I had won a Nobel Prize.
As I was checking out, I overheard two old women gossiping.
One of them saying, "And she ran, all she could do was run."
I chuckled as I handed the clerk my money and proceeded out the door.