SPAM

SPAM
To the tune of Phillip Phillip’s “Home”

Hold all, your pee as you go
As you’re laughing
Oh please don’t let it flow
And although this meat (meat)
Is stringy as a clam
I do not give a damn,
Cause I’m gonna sling some freaking SPAM

Settle down, It’ll be here soon
Unfold your napkin
And grab you a spam-eatin’ spoon
So swallow, it might not go down
In fact it may just end up on the ground
I do not give a damn,
Cause I’m gonna sling some freaking SPAM

Uuuuuug… Gag gag gag gag
Blaaaaaaarg… Retch!

Aaaieee… Eeek eek eek eek
Vooooomit… Splat!

Settle down! The contest is near
Slice it and fry it and eat it
With pickles and beer!
The bubbles arise in your gut
And soon they’ll be coming
Out of your butt!

I do not give a damn,
Cause I’m gonna sling some freaking SPAM

Ohhhhhhh… Urp urp urp urp
Toooooooot… Fart

Repeat chorus till you puke