Sail the Seven Seas

There once was a man called Stan
Who had a brother called Dan
Their plan to sail the seven seas
Fell thunderously to its knees


As soon as the epic journey commenced
The danger was readily sensed
Riding upon the open waves
They felt they were heading to their graves.


The weather was bitter and treacherous
Maybe they weren't that adventurous!
But they were big and brave!
Once saved by the mouth of a cave.




Disclaimer: this was written under the influence of a migraine so I am aware that this is rubbish!