Tom and Jerry Acrostic

The pampered life of Tom; hindered by a too clever Jerry.
Owned by Mammy Two Shoes, Tom is never far from trouble
Mangled to the point of no return, yet Tom always fights back

Axes, hammers, firearms, explosives, traps and poison
Never any blood or gore, but Jerry is always ready to
Dust off a mace, club or mallet.

Just when you think Tom has the upper hand, Jerry comes to play
Exceptionally strong for a mouse of his size
Revenge is everlasting; nothing will end the feud
Radically sensitised for the modern day PC era
Years upon years of cat fight entertainment for all