Konan's Surprise Party

Author's Note: Part one of two. I'm aware Madara is not Tobi, but this was made when rumors were that Tobi was actaully Madara. Please rate and review as I plan on making more, but I would need to know my weaknesses so I can get better.

"Hey Hidan come here!" yelled Konan. "What is it?" asked Hidan when he came outside to Konan. "Is this your sacrifice?" asked Konan, already knowing the answer. "Ummmmmmmmm, no." said Hidan, obviously lying. "Just clean it up and properly dispose of it." said Konan before she stomped off. "Freakin' woman thinks she can boss me around and tell me to-HOLY CRAPPIN' MIDGET!" yelled Hidan as he turned around and Zestu was standing there. "Scared you didn't I?" asked Zestu. ".........No, it was ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that." said Hidan as he pointed to something to the right. "You mean Tobi?" asked Zestu. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, No." said Hidan as he ran away leaving a dust trail. Zetsu casually picked up the body and walked away.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Itaichi at the top of his lungs. "What's wrong with you?" asked Deidara. "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I accidentally dropped Konan's nail polish." said Itaichi. "Since when does Konan have that colored nail polish?" asked Deidara as he pointed to the blood red stain on the floor. "Ummmmm recently." said Itaichi. Deidara was about to say something when he noticed Kakuzu silently walking up behind him from his reflection on a window. "I see you Kakuzu." said Deidara. Kakuzu stops for a few seconds and walks backward into his room.

"Man, I didn't think either of you can stare for so long without blinking." said Kisame as he watched Pein and Sasori have a staring contest. "What's going on?" asked Konan as she walked into the room. "Well I just kinda walked in here and they were staring at each other." said Kisame. "...............................I......can't....blink....my....eyes." said Pein. "Neither.....can.....I" said Sasori. "Well I'm leaving." said Kisame but he was stopped when Konan grabbed him by the collar of his cloak. "Do Water Style: Water Shotgun Justu to both of them." said Konan. "...........Ok." said Kisame, secretly smilling. Kisame did his justu and it hit both Pein and Sasori. "I can blink now. NOW I CAN FREAKIN' RUN THROUGH ANYTHING!" yelled Sasori as he attempted to run though a wall but he fell onto the ground unconscious. "Yeah anyways Kisame I need you to run a errand for me." said Konan. "What is it?" asked Kisame. "I need you to get a few things that are on this list." said Konan as she handed Kisame the list. "Wait. You mean I have to-" started Kisame but Konan put her hand over his mouth. "Just go get me the stuff." said Konan. "Ok." said Kisame before he left. "What was the stuff?" asked Pein. "You'll see later." said Konan before she left. Sasori gets up and clumsily walks back to his room.

"Here's the stuff Konan." said Kisame as he hands the stuff to Konan. "Ok now get Zetsu for me." said Konan. Kisame left to get Zetsu. "What did you need me for?" asked Zetsu once he came. "Get this for me." said Konan as she handed Zetsu a piece of paper. "Ok." said Zetsu before he left.

3 hours later....
"So why did Konan need us all out here?" asked Kakuzu. "Yeah I'm missing my roma-er scary movies." said Hidan. "And my puppets need cleaning." said Sasori. "My fishies need fed." said Kisame. "And I need to repaint my nai-er my room." said Itachi. "I need to finish my wor-make stuff explode video thing." said Deidara. "I need to learn how to draw better." said Zetsu. "Tobi needs to train to became a better WIZARD." said Tobi. "I don't know but I hope she hurries up becuase I need to recount my peircings, not that I have over 100 piercings." said Pein. "Those evil pennies need to go into the trash." said Kakuzu. "And I need to think of a way to get people to remember me." said Madara. "Wait. Who are you?" asked Pein as he pointed to Madara. "I'm Madara." said Madara. ".......Who?" asked Pein, once again. "The other Tobi." said Madara. "Oh, I know who you are now." said Pein. "YOU GUYS CAN COME IN NOW!" yelled Konan from the house. "Let's go." said Pein before he and the rest Akatsuki left to go to the hide out.