The Simpsons THOH 2013 Part 1.

The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror: A trilogy in four parts.

A bunch of Halloween themed stories originally written separately in 2009/2010.

Disclaimer: The Simpson's belong to Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. This fan fiction is intended as a non profit parody only, no conscious attempt to defame, pass off or claim ownership has been made within this text. All characters within are purely fictional and in no way intended to resemble persons living or dead. No offence is intended to any reader, if offence is caused anyway please feel free to stop reading at any time instead of reading the entire thing then complaining anyway.

Part one.

Growing intrigue.

The scene opened on a castle in merry old sixteenth century England. Inside the banqueting hall Henry the eighth (Homer) was eating and singing.

"I'm Henry the eighth I am! Henry the eighth I am! I am! I've been eating since six AM! For dessert I'll have dinner again! My name's synonymous with gluttony, I'll always eat a turkey or a ham!" Henry sang, Catherine of Aragon (Marge) came into the room, put her hands over her ears and spoke.

"Stop singing that song! We all know who you are!" Catherine said, Henry stopped singing and wiped some turkey from around his mouth with the Magna Carta. The royal guard (Sideshow Mel) announced Catherine's title then she walked up to Henry.

"What are you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt!" Henry asked.

"Your majesty, I know you want a son, but must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?" Catherine replied. The view pulled back to show the packed hall with a full court in it, there are some sounds of laughter. The royal physician (Dr Nick) walked up to a diagram and declared that in his learned opinion Catherine's womb was full of sea serpents. Catherine rolled her eyes and made a frustrated noise.

The next scene was of the royal couple in bed during the night asleep. Henry was dreaming of a son who has yet to be born. He was talking in his sleep.

"Must sire a dood, must sire a dood." Henry said to himself, then a thought bubble appeared with a son (Bart) in it who spoke.

"Father dearest, I am the son you crave. I'm smart, athletic and ever so masculine. Could a girl belch like this?" Henry's imaginary son asked then burped loudly.

"Oh my beautiful boy, why can't I have you?" Henry asked.

"I don't know, too much jerk in your mirkin?" Henry's imaginary son replied.

Henry reacted by strangling the dream Bart even though he wasn't really there.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Henry said, this woke Catherine.

"I could have married the king of France, he wasn't so preoccupied with procreation, ting a ling a ling, know what I mean." Catherine said.

The next scene was of Henry standing in front of a full length mirror in the great hall.

"Oh look at me, I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner." Henry said in a disappointed tone, a noble woman behind him spoke.

"Well there's more of you to worship oh sire." the noble woman said, Henry turned around to face her.

"Who would dare to flatter a king?" Henry asked.

"Anne Boleyn, loyal subject, big fan." Anne replied, then showed Henry a card with Anne Boleyn then A son'll come out – tomorrow! Written on it.

"Modern wench magazine dubbed me Anne of the child bearing hips". Anne continued, Henry scratched his chin while and smiled.

"Yes, wide hips indeed. My son could cartwheel out." Henry said. At this point Catherine grabbed Henry and dragged him away from Anne.

"Yoink". Catherine said.

"Where are you taking me?" Henry asked.

"Away from that Boleyn woman, after all you're a married monarch." Catherine replied.

"Well what if I get a divorce?" Henry asked.

"We're Catholic, good luck with that." Catherine replied.

"D'oh!" Henry said.

The next scene opened on to Catherine's bed chambers. She was looking in a full length mirror and made a frustrated noise.

"Sooner or later my husband is going to find a way to get rid of me and marry that dreadful Boleyn woman. If only there was some way I could compete with her figure." Catherine said to herself, Catherine then walked over to the window and stared out of it for a few seconds.

"That's it! Maybe a little magic potion would solve this problem and I know just the witches to do it!" Catherine said, she then disguised herself using a cloak and sneaked out of the castle.

The next scene was Catherine in disguise knocking on the door of a remote cottage which was opened by Patty who was dressed like a witch.

"What do you want? And make it quick, we're in the middle of a broth here." Patty asked.

"I need to ask you witches for a favour." Catherine replied.

"Hey! Less of the "W" word! Have you any idea how hanged that could get us? We're hag's. Plain and simple." Patty Interrupted.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to implicate you, it's just that I'm in need of a potion. A magic potion." Catherine said.

"Oh. Well since you're not just in search of poison to knock somebody off, I guess that's okay then. You'd better come in before someone sees you." Patty replied.

Catherine stepped inside then the scene changed to her exiting the cottage with the caption, Some time later. As she was about to walk away Selma reminded her

"Just remember, don't take too much of that potion at once, it's powerful stuff so only take a very small amount at a time or you'll regret it. Of course you probably won't regret if for very long." Selma cautioned.

"Okay then, and thanks for your help." Catherine said then she headed back to the castle.

The next scene was Catherine as she came back into her room, where she removed her cloak then took the potion out and approached her full length mirror.

"Well I guess now I find out if there's any chance of saving this marriage." Catherine said to herself then opened the potion, poured a very small amount into a goblet then puts the potion on her desk before drinking from the goblet. As she put the goblet down the effects of the potion begin to take hold and she started to expand around her hips, legs and her chest. Slowly but surely she inflated until she was slightly bigger in the hips than Anne Boleyn and her breasts were as large as when Marge accidentally got breast implants in the episode Large Marge. Catherine looked down then noticed that her clothes had changed to accommodate her growth, her gown now looked like a bigger version of the one Anne wore in the earlier scene except that it is mostly red not green.

"Well maybe I can hang onto my man after all." Catherine said to herself as she admired herself in the mirror.

"Now surely I can give Henry the son he so desires." Catherine said to herself.

Next we saw Henry talking to Anne in the great hall although the royal court was not currently present. Catherine came sweeping into the room.

"So how do you like them apples your majesty?" Catherine asked, Henry turned around, looked confused at first then smiled.

"Well helllllo my queen." Henry said.

"So your highness, since you're so desperate to have a son how about trying for one right now?" Catherine asked.

"Woohoo! AWAY WE GO!" Henry said as he lead Catherine out of the room by the hand. Anne was still standing in stunned silence to shocked to speak, eventually she composed herself.

"How on earth did that wench suddenly get bigger than me? Hmm..I smell witchcraft afoot." Anne said to herself and frowned.

The scene changes and we saw a sign on the door of Henry's private bed chamber. When this castle's rocking, don't come a nock'in. The sign said.

Down the hallway near Catherine's private room a female servant was creeping into her room undetected. There were no guards, the door was unlocked and the Queen was far to busy pleasing her liege to notice the intrusion. The would be spy crept into the room.

"Oooh I say." the spies voice saying was heard from outside. The spy crept back out and shut the door then scurried away back to her mistress.

Anne was waiting for the servant in her own room in another part of the castle. There was a knock on the door and when Anne opened it her spy was standing there.

"Well, what did you find?" Anne demanded.

"Well, begging your pardon mlady, it is as you said, I fear the queen has been dragged into a maelstrom of witchcraft and heresy. Do you intend to report her to the cardinal?" the servant asked, Anne smiled

"Not just yet, first I must know where this potion came from. I want you to find out where the witches who created it reside then return with an identical potion so I can use it as evidence to link the queen to them. Is that clear?" Anne asked, the servant nodded

"Yes my lady." the servant said before scurrying off again. The screen went black and the caption, some time later appeared then Anne was seen pacing backwards and forwards awaiting the return of her servant.

"Come on, this is taking longer than the reformation." Anne said to herself as she waited. Finally a knock on the door is heard and it was the servant woman again.

"Well did you obtain the potion?" Anne asked, the servant nodded and handed Anne a bottle of magic potion that looked identical to the one Catherine got from the witches earlier.

"Begging me pardon again mlady, the witches said not to drink but a small amount of this brew lest you puff up and explode. The other strange thing is I think one of them is "that way" if you know what I mean." she said.

Anne looked confused.

"I'm sorry I don't. Could you be more specific?" Anne asked, the servant scratched her head.

"Well lets just say that she bats for the other team, wears comfortable shoes, you know. Oh damn it. I'm running out of words for lesbian." the servant said. Anne realised what she was talking about.

"Oh you mean she's a lesbian, why didn't you just say so?" Anne asked, the servant shrugged.

"Well anyway mlady if that is all I must away now afore my true mistress misses me." the servant said, Anne nodded

"Of course, go now, so as not to arouse suspicion.” Anne said then the servant set off down the castle corridor. Anne closed the door to her room, she walked over to her desk where she poured a small amount of the potion into a goblet then drank it. She expanded just like Catherine did only as she was wider and more busty to start with she ended up noticeably larger. Just like in Catherine's growth her dress had gotten bigger as well in order to accommodate her new assets which were breasts nearly the size of her head and even wider hips than she had before. Anne walked over to the mirror looked at herself.

"Ha! Catherine, two can play at this game and there's no way the the king will be able to resist me now!" Anne declared triumphantly.

The next scene was Henry talking to Catherine in the great hall, again the court wasn't there just them and a few guards. Anne came in, walked over to Henry and addressed him.

"Why there you are my king, I trust you are feeling well today." Anne said.

"Why thank you my kind lady..hmm..you look different. Did you get a new haircut?" Henry responded, Anne smiled.

"No my lord, pray tell, I was wondering if we could spend some time together, I myself am I fan of music and I hear you are quite a composer." Anne replied, Henry who has been looking at her boobs and hips smiled back.

"Certainly, come walk with me in the royal grounds." Henry said, then they walked off together leaving Catherine fuming angry behind them.

"Damn it! That Boleyn woman stole my idea. Okay okay, don't panic, you can always gives the potion another go. Then again of course so could she." Catherine said to herself.

The next scene both Catherine and Anne came into the great hall the next day both having taken another does of the magic potion and both as a result having enormously wide hips and breasts bigger than their heads. They both saw each other.

"Damn it!" they both said at the same time in frustration. Henry didn't notice either of them as he was to busy eating his way through the banquet table.

The next scene was split word for word between Catherine and Anne who were both plotting in their private rooms.

"This is getting out of hand, the witches warned us not to drink too much of the potion. So we can't just keep on using it again and again." Catherine said.

"But maybe if I poured it into her wine." Anne said.

"She'd puff up and go boom! No more!" Catherine said.

"Competition!" Anne finished.

It was just before dawn in the great hall. Catherine sneaked in and poured what's left of her magic potion into Anne's wine cup then she poured wine into it until it's full so that no one will notice the potion. Then she sneaked off.

Not long afterwards Anne arrived and did the same to Catherine's wine cup before she sneaked off herself. The scene changed to some time later in the great hall where Henry was proposing a toast.

"Well before we begin today's orgy of gluttony let me give a toast to my wonderful wife Catherine and our welcome visitor Anne Boleyn." Henry said, everyone drank to that including Catherine and Anne who immediately started to feel strange. Suddenly they bulged and inflated all over their bodies.

"Oh you *didn't*!" Both of them said at the same time as they realised what had happened, they'd spiked each other's drinks.

"You b*8ch!" Anne said angrily.

"I'll kill you!" Catherine threatened idly.

"HA! FAT CHANCE! YOU'RE A BLIMP!" Anne replied mockingly.

"Well so are you!" Catherine pointed out.

At this point Henry and everyone else present was watching in utter surprise and confusion. Catherine and Anne both rounded out as they inflated which was when they floated upwards away from the floor. Both Catherine and Anne carried on inflating as they floated upwards rising towards the ceiling ponderously. As they floated upwards they inflated out of control, they reached quite massive sizes and became little more than enormous overdressed balloons.

"Why do we women go to such lengths just to please men?" Catherine asked sadly.

Anne merely scoffed as both their colossal globular bodies began to creak and groan. This could only end one way.

"Dyke!" Anne said cruelly as both herself and Catherine started to rumble and vibrate before they both popped with a loud bang. Not a trace of them remained. Everyone just stood there in silence open mouthed until Henry broke down and cried.

"Why do all my women always leave me?" Henry asked.

Part two.

Heck hath no fury.

The scene opened on Springfield Elementary at recess. Jessica Lovejoy was looking for Bart who had been avoiding her for the last few days. Suddenly she spotted the top of his hair just over a small rise in the school field.

“Ah! There he is!” Jessica said to herself before she ran over to him.

“D'oh!” Bart said then looked less than pleased to see her, a fact not lost on Jessica who didn't exactly look happy herself.

“So..hi Jess, hows it goin?” Bart offered.

“Don't you “hows it goin?” me Bart Simpson! Why do you keep avoiding me? Are we going out or not?” Jessica demanded. Bart got to his feet and scratched his head.

“Well I guess not, it's not that I don't like you it's just that I think we should see other people.” Bart replied. Jessica was briefly stunned as her worst fears where proved correct, Bart was dumping her. The shock quickly turned to anger, how dare he? He was lucky that she was even interested in him the little twerp.

“You're what? You have got to be kidding me? Well okay then if that's what you want then fine. But you just made an enemy today Bart. I won't forget this.” Jessica said before she turned on her heel and marched off. Bart just looked surprised at her reaction.

“Oh yeah, what's she gonna do give me cooties?” Bart muttered under his breath. Elsewhere on the school grounds Jessica seethed with resentment at being dumped by her boyfriend. She suspected what Bart really meant by seeing other people was bored with you or found somebody better. This would not stand, she swore she was going to get back at him one way or the other. At this point had no idea how but whatever it was Bart was going to pay. Jessica just about managed to concentrate on behaving and lessons for the rest of the school day.

On the way home Jessica stopped in the park to blow off some steam, she sat on a bench near to a guy with a cart who appeared to be selling balloons.

“I can't believe he'd dump me like that, I've got to find a way to get my own back on that creep.” Jessica said to herself not realising that she was angry enough and loud enough for the guy to hear. The vendor who bore a striking resemblance to Mr Burns and dressed in a stereotypical nineteenth century villain outfit complete with twirling moustache. He scratched his chin then approached Jessica.

“So it's revenge you seek on another child is it? I believe I may be able to help you.” Jessica looked at the man considering his offer.

“Oh really? So who are you anyway?” Jessica asked.

“Oh how rude of me not introducing myself, I'm Mr Snrub a humble balloon vendor.” The man replied, Jessica shrugged.

“How's that going to help me, I'm trying to get revenge on Bart not throw him a birthday party.” she stated.

“Ah yes well I'm not ordinary balloon vendor, I have a peculiarity that might be of use to you. Observe.” Mr Snrub replied then pulled out a wand then making sure there was no one around he zapped Jessica which surrounded her with a puff off smoke then a sound like a balloon inflating was heard, the smoke soon cleared revealing that Jessica had been transformed into a balloon which resembled her complete with nozzle and string tied around the bottom. Jessica tried to move or talk but found both things quite impossible in her current state, all she could do was float in mid air and look at Mr Snrub.

“Impressive eh?” Mr Snrub commented before zapped Jessica back to normal again.

“I'd be willing to lend this to you if you agree to deflate any children you zap and bring them to me.” Jessica soon got over the shock of the transformation.

“Mr Snrub, you've got yourself a deal. My name's Jessica by the way.” Jessica replied then extended her hand to shake hands which they did.

“You won't regret this.” Mr Snrub said twirling his moustache.

“Well anyway here is the wand, it's wrist flick activated, oh and when you need to find me don't worry I'll be hear most of the day.” the vendor said handing the magic wand to Jessica, she thanked him then walked away not knowing that a certain Simpson was watching from behind some bushes in the park. Lisa wondered what on earth Jessica was up to and what she was doing talking to that creepy strange man, nothing good probably she concluded.

Jessica soon arrived home and was in her room considering her options. Well she could go after Bart right away with the wand or..maybe she should target his friends and relatives. What could be worse than them disappearing one by one? Jessica also resolved to transform any girls that flirted with Bart or went out with him, there was no way they were going to benefit from her misfortune. Not while she had the wand anyway. Jessica smiled thinking about how much fun this was going to be. After all the humiliation Bart had put her through things where looking up it seemed.

The next day on the bus to school Jessica could barely contain her excitement, since she'd returned from boarding school and been dating Bart things had been so boring, so predictable. But not any more, those poor saps wouldn't know what hit them until it was far too late and by then they'd be nothing but helpless bobbing balloons. That morning before class in the hallway it didn't take long for Jessica to catch Bart flirting with Sherri and Terri.

“So he's playing the field eh?” Jessica said to herself, well we'll just see about that.” Obviously Jessica couldn't strike right away with Bart and all these other people around so she waited until recess then followed the twins until there was no one else around in a corridor.

“Time to make some identical balloons.” Jessica chuckled to herself then pulled out the wand and zapped the twins who inflated and transformed in a puff of smoke until they were both helpless bobbing balloons. The twins didn't even realise what happened, one minute they where walking along the school corridor the next they where floating mute and immobile in the middle of it. Then as Jessica approached them they turned slowly in the air currents and both realised what had happened as they saw the other floating in front of them.

“Well well well, what do we have here? Two of a kind? I guess even as balloons you're identical.” Jessica said then laughed before loosening the string around the twins nozzles which allowed them both to deflate. Jessica picked them up then folded them put them in her pocket and walked away without leaving a trace. As she walked away she couldn't believe how much fun it was and just how easy it had been. The rest of the day was uneventful.

On the way home Jessica stopped off at the park where she saw Mr Snrub, she walked over to his cart.

“So Jessica, I take it you brought me some new recruits?” he said looking around shiftily.

“You could say that, these two are Sherri and Terri. They decided it would be a good move to move in on my ex boyfriend. I decided they'd both make great party balloons.” Jessica said then produced the two deflated balloons from her pocket and offered them to Mr Snrub.

“Excellent.” he said then took the two identical balloons, inflated them with a canister of helium on the cart and tied them both to a hoop on another part of the cart. Sherri and Terri had inflated significantly bigger and rounder than when they first inflated, as Jessica noticed this she suppressed a giggle. Jessica watched the twins bob up and down helplessly on their strings among the other helium balloons on the cart with great amusement.

“Well I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of each other since this arrangement is obviously mutually beneficial, good day.” Mr Snrub said.

“Uh yeah I guess, see you later.” Jessica offered as she turned to walk away. On the way home she wondered if she'd be able to keep getting away with this, well why not? It's not as if anyone had seen her. Or had they?

Elsewhere in Springfield Lisa Simpson was walking home with her friend Allison Taylor.

“Lisa. Lisa. Lisa!” Allison said finally sounding frustrated from her friends lack of a response.

“Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about something. What did you say?” Lisa asked.

“I said what do you think happened to Sherri and Terri?” Allison replied as they walked.

“I don't know, but it seems kinda weird to come in to school then cut class in the afternoon. Usually when Bart skips school he never goes in at all.” Lisa explained. She suspected this might have something to do with Jessica talking to that strange man but she really wasn't willing to share it with anyone just yet, not even her friend.

“Well they'll probably turn up, I can't imagine them both running away.” Allison said.

Meanwhile Jessica was just arriving home from school, her mother Helen greeted her at the door and completely bought into her innocent smile act. Neither of her parents suspected she'd been up to anything and she knew it. As she walked into her room and shut the door she thought, damn I'm good.

The next day when Bart, Jessica and the rest of the children in Mrs Krabapple's class were at their desks she mentioned that the twins were missing and asked anyone with any information to tell a teacher or the principle. She didn't seem overly worried, probably thinks they're just playing truant Jessica thought. The teacher then began the lesson which ground by like a cart being pulled uphill by an arthritic donkey. By the time it finished everyone except Martin was glad of the recess. In the hallway during recess Jessica noticed Bart talking to Alex Whitney who was practically throwing herself at him as far as she was concerned.

“Well that figures, looks like I have my next target.” Jessica said to herself under her breath. Soon enough Bart walked away and Alex passed Jessica by on her way into the girls toilets.

“Show time.” Jessica said then produced the wand diving through the door after Alex. Their conversation can be heard from outside the bathroom stall where Allison just happened to be standing having just made use of the facilities.

“Oh hi Jessica, what you got there? A magic wand! Heh heh.” Alex said answering her own question better than she thought. Allison's expression changed to one of concern, a wand? That didn't sound good. The next thing Allison heard was an odd zapping noise and the sound of laughter from Jessica.

“Well what do you know, blonds can state the obvious after all.” Jessica said then Allison heard a noise that sounded like a balloon deflating. By know she was sufficiently curious to kneel down and look under the bottom of the stall. Nothing quite prepared her for what she saw, Alex as a balloon complete with string deflating, being folded up then pocketed by Jessica who walked out of the bathroom with her.

“Oh my god, that must be what happened to Sherri and Terri. I'd better tell someone.” Allison said to herself then she hurried from the bathroom. Unfortunately for Allison she was spotted by Jessica and bundled into an empty classroom, she struggled to break free but being three years younger than Jessica it was to no avail.

“So what's the hurry bookworm?” Jessica asked advancing on Allison who was understandably terrified at this point.

“P..please don't transform me, I won't tell anyone I promise.” Allison responded her mind clouded by fear.

“Oh no, you WON'T tell anyone. Not when you're a nice big helium balloon.” Jessica said and smiled taking out the wand, before Allison could do or say anything else she was zapped and transformed into a balloon. As Allison floated helplessly Jessica simply walked up to her undid her nozzle deflating her then put Allison in her pocket and walked out of the room smiling. She was really starting to enjoy this.

At the end of the school day Jessica walked back to the park to hand over Alex and Allison to her partner in crime. However she didn't realise that she had picked up a tail, namely Lisa Simpson. She was observing their transaction from the safety of some bushes in the park. Lisa racked her brain, what did this mean? Why was Jessica giving balloons to a balloon seller? Unless of course, uh oh. Waiting a few minute for Jessica to go Lisa then walked through the park past the balloon vendor where she noticed that several of the balloons on his cart resembled girls from Springfield Elementary. This confirmed her idea that Jessica was somehow helping this guy transform girls from their school. The question was why? What possible motive could she have? Lisa hurried home and almost straight away ran into Bart in the upstairs hallway.

“Bart, can I ask you some things about Jessica Lovejoy?” Lisa enquired.

“Uh sure, but why me? I dumped her a few days ago, she's not even my girlfriend any more.” Bart responded. A light suddenly lit up inside Lisa's mind.

“Of course, that's it! It must be about jealousy. Bart did you talk to the girls that disappeared?” Lisa asked.

“Well yeah apart from Allison, why do you ask?” Bart replied.

“Uh well, you're not going to believe this but..” Lisa said then explained to Bart about Jessica and the balloon vendor's link to the missing girls.

“So that's what's been happening? I just thought they where skipping school or running away.” Bart said.

“Allison skipping school?” Lisa asked sarcastically.

“Okay, okay so maybe I wasn't really thinking about it much.” Bart replied.

“Well anyway we have to tell the police so they can get Jessica and rescue the kids that she transformed.” Lisa stated then they both called the police and headed to the park on their bikes to see if the police got the balloon vendor man.

When they arrived the cops had not shown up yet. Bart tried to stop her but Lisa walked right up to the man.

“Hey you! We know about your little scheme with Jessica. We've told the police so just give yourself up. Don't make this any worse than it already is.” Lisa shouted at the man who looked astounded.

“B..but how did you find out? Oh I bet that stupid girl told someone didn't she.” he said.

“No, I followed her after people started going missing and we figured it out.” Lisa replied.

“Now are you going to give yourself up or not?” she asked. The man looked surprised then laughed.

“Balls no, I'm a child abductor, if I get caught I'll get twenty five to life.” he said. Just then the sound of police sirens approaching can be heard.

“See? It's too late to run, you might as well give yourself up.” Lisa said. The man shook his head.

“No, I think instead I might take a hostage or two.” he said then zapped Lisa who blew up into a balloon but then he zapped her several more times until she was a huge balloon about eight foot across. Bart tried to run away but the man grabbed him, he struggled but was unable to get free. With his other hand the man grabbed Lisa's string then pulled her down towards them and used Lisa's big balloon body as a shield. The police meanwhile were setting up a perimeter around the park and sealing the area.

“You see little boy, if the police try to shoot me or rush me then your sister will get popped. I'm willing to bet they won't do that.” the vendor said. Bart struggled but still couldn't break the strangers grip on his arm.

“I suggest you behave yourself unless you want me to let go of this string.” he threatened. Bart stopped struggling afraid the man would let his sister float away. Soon the sound of chief Wiggum's voice rang out on the loud hailer.

“Serial child abductor, we have you surrounded. Give up now or we will shoot.” Wiggum said.

“No you won't, you can't risk hitting the kids, especially this one.” the man shouted back and gestured at Lisa. Wiggum puts the bullhorn down.

“Well I'm out of ideas, any suggestions?” Wiggum said to the other cops who just shrugged. Bart realised that if he and his ballooned sister where going to get out of this alive he had to do something now. So he kicked the guy in the nuts and grabbed Lisa's rope before sprinting for the police line. The man did try to zap him but the distance and the pain form the kick threw his aim off and he missed. Other police quickly rush the guy and handcuff him while Bart recovers his breath surrounded by the police.

“Uh well that's some good work Bart, I guess in this town you really do have to take the law into your own hands. Heh heh, uh.” Wiggum said nervously.

“Oh by the way we'll be needing your sister and the other girls as evidence. After that we'll turn them back and send them back to their families.” Wiggum continued and Bart hands Lisa to another cop. Meanwhile Eddie and Lou brought in the balloon vendor.

“Hey, what's your name anyway?” Eddie asked.

“It's Ytnom Snrub pig.” Mr Snrub replied.

“Oh yeah, like we're gonna fall for that again. That's just Monty Burns backwards. Did you really think we wouldn't recognise the name of an infamous local billionaire?” Lou responded. Just then in the background Mr Burns and Smithers walked by.

“Look Smithers they're lynching a child molester! It's just like the good old days again!” Mr Burns said.

“Uh I don't think they're actually lynching him sir, just arresting him.” Smithers replied.

“Uh this stupid country, if it's wrong to murder a paedophile then I don't want to be right.” Mr Burns responded. Bart looks at the police trying to squeeze Lisa's balloon body into the back of a big police van.

“Oh boy, I'm going to have some real trouble explaining this to mom and dad.” he said to himself.

End of Part 1.