Walk In The Rain

There once was a man with an umbrella
He fancied a walk in the rain
He sure was an unlucky fellah
He fell in front of a train

They swore to clean up by daybreak
But the man covered too much of the ground
Morning brought the man's namesake
He forced them to shut the train down

If you walk to the tracks at midnight
And happen to get caught in the rain
A train horn will give you a night fright
The man's ghost plays tricks with your brain