A poem to which every man can relate. Hopefully not every day. |
Woke up in the morning to the light of the sun Woke up this morning knowing what needed to be done Got up this morning with a task on my mind Got up this morning with very little time The sun had just rose and the breeze was creeping in Time was a ticking Time to complete the situation I was in Kicked the sheets off the bed and stood right up Ran to the kitchen to retrieve my coffee cup Stubbed my toe going through the doorway Oh damn, what a way to start this day Finally made it to the kitchen to find the coffee had run out Amid my disappointment, a shower is all I could think about Ran and turned the shower water on Only to find all the hot water had gone Shook my head and got in anyway Oh what a glorious way to start this damn day Hopped out of the shower to find my work shirt wrinkled A quick trip to the dryer would have this situation fixed Took a minute to take a quick tinkle Came back to a dryer not working and a shirt still wrinkled Threw on my work shirt and moved on to my pants This is my getting ready for work dance Grabbed my car keys and moved on my way Moving on to another rough work day |