Timmons & Sons

Timmons & Sons


[Narrator]

Way way back many centuries ago,
Not long after the Bible began
Timmons lived in the land of Rab,
A fine example of a stupid cunt.
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
Depended on prostitution to earn their keep.
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
Spent all of his days in the arse of sheep.
Timmons was the founder of a whole new nation
Thanks to the number of children he had
He was also known as Shagger, but most of the time
His sons and his wives used to call him Slut.
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
Wank in the soil, of the hand and cock
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
A remarkable prick in anyone's flock.

[Narrator, Brothers, Female Ensemble & Children]

Daffy was the eldest of the children of Shagger
With Quiffboy and Jon the next in line
BigBoy and Wallace with Cooper and Alan
Kryten and Fiend took the total to nine
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
Matthew and Darren, which leaves only one
Timmons, Timmons and sons,
Leeland - Timmons' favourite son
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