This non-fictional work summarizes my experience with my car. A special thank you to GM. |
To the tune of "Jingle Bells." Some words may need additional slurring to fit said tune. Chorus: Jingle bells Exhaust fumes smell The tin foil just fell off The gas line burst and the radio's the worst And the wipers still don't work. Dashboard's gone Turn signals' wrong The muffler has a hole The only recalls I can get Is on stuff that's not broke yet Verse 1: I tried to go to work, But when I went outside, I tried to start my car But the security system's fried. When it finally did, Much to my surprise, The cabin then got all filled up With exhaust fumes from outside. Verse 2: Electrical is shot Turn signal won't blink on The only good thing there Is the dinging sound is off I don't know what you said The muffler's good as dead The noise it makes is ten times worse Than the ball bearings on the wheel Verse 3: The radio's a pig It won't give CDs back When the pipeline sprung a leak I lost a tank of gas. Driving down the road, My knee bumped the keychain When the car shut off, I had to Restart on the road Verse 4: The car is made of plastic But not of tin foil wrap, That's because the foil Just fell off back there. I tried to fix the lights, I tried to fix the wipers, But much to my dismay, the parts Are rusted stuck tog'ther |