Freaky Deeky

-Freaky Deeky-
by
Keaton Foster (18+)



Zippers
Strippers
Predecessors
Those who have come before
Those who have come again
I’ve done some stuff
Put my dick in the dirt
On more than one occasion
Closed it in a car door
Shouted at it in a foreign language
That I don’t fluently speak
Given it a ridiculous name
And that’s just the tame stuff
All of it was just for kicks
Just to scratch some itch
Weird always gets weirder
Whores always get easier
Male sluts, what a misnomer
I should only speak for myself
But like a real tool, I won’t
Ladies, rape me all day long
Now easy don’t get your
Panties in a wicked bunch
I am not condoning rape
I am only saying that most men
Particular company included
Would not put up much of a fight
Unless of course the attacker
Was a lady with a severe hairlip
Then the war would be on
Life is one hell of a ride
Sex is certainly great
Way better than chocolate cake
Of course I’ve always been
More of a vanilla ice cream
Kind of a guy
Oral
Anal
Cleavage
Rolls of skin
Right behind the knee
While hanging from a tree
On all four howling at the moon
Nothing is out of bounds
This body is a wonderland
I am just plain freaky deeky
It really does not matter to me
I am always watching out for STD’s
Always wearing a raincoat
Always praying not to become
Someone’s baby’s daddy
Nothing against kids
But child support is expensive
And ex-wives/ex-hookups
Are a pain in the royal ass
Speaking of asses
Wow look at that
I’ll be right back…


Freaky Deeky
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2012.