Celebrity Nudity

    For Indian movies a kiss is very shocking.
  Imagine how they would react to naked breasts?
  There would probably be a riot. Sadly, the movies I grew up with
  have been watered down to bland tease-oramah.
  You can see Angelina Naked in GIA, but only her naked back
  in most flicks now. Sandra Bullock did porn, but good luck seeing
  her nipples now.
      I thought I'd take the time to exploit the two box office super stars
  in a simple pilot: Weirdness.

      The scene an apartment. Two actresses share it.
  They're trying to start their careers and maintain some dignity.
  There might be a laugh track.

      Angelina Jolie is standing in front of a full length mirror.
  She is wearing only black nylons with a lace panty pattern.
  Sandra Bullock is reclining on the couch in a blue excise jump leotard.

  Angelina Jolie: "Should I get implants? I look like a boy in drag."

  Sandra Bullock: "That's probably a bonus in this gay town."

  Angelina Jolie:  "I don't want to end up in some batchelor party film."

  Sandra Bullock: "I don't care what it takes even if I have to marry a sleaze
                          ball producer. I will be rich and famous and get an
                          Academy Award for it."

  Sandra Bullock slips out of her leotard and unties her cock.
  She stretches her arms above her head as she spreads her legs on tiptoes.
  Angelina admires her friends erection.

  Angelina Jolie: "I don't know how you can hide that python.
                        Do you really think no one will discover your secret?"

  Sandra Bullock: "Only if you snitch."

  Angelia Jolie kisses Sandra and strokes a massive erection.
  The door bell rings. Sandra cannot strap the erection up under her jump suit.
  She sits on the couch with her legs crossed over it. It's the landlord,
  Mr. Hopper, at the door asking for the rent.

  Mr. Hopper: "Look ladies I've been waiting 3 years for the rent.
                    I think I'll have to evict you."

  Angelina lets her black bathrobe slip off her shoulders to the floor.
  She stands before Mr. Hopper only in her black nylons. She kisses him
  and slowly unzips his fly, stroking his erection.

  Mr. Hopper: "Well-uh, I guess I can let it slide.
                    Say! Sandra why don't you join us?"

  Sandra nervously pushes her slightly limp erection into her jumpsuit.
  And stands up facing Mr. Hopper. The camera can see a wet stain on her
  bottom. She kneels down and gives Mr. Hopper a blow job. He runs his fingers
  through her hair and chuckles.

  Mr. Hopper: "Take it all off!"

  Sandra pulls down her leotard revealing her massive breasts.
  Mr. Hopper laughs and suckles on her firm nipples. Angelina pushes
  Hopper onto the couch and ruts on him. Sandra hands her breasts over
  his face from behind his head. Sandra is having another erection and her
  cock is visible to the camera. It is sticking out from the thong of her jumpsuit.
  Mr. Hopper cannot see it and continues to suckle on Sandra's breasts.

  Angelina Jolie: "Mr. Hopper you are such a stud!"

 
                                Demographics-19 to 50 year old males.
                                Marketing-Cable adult eroticism, not for Islamic audience.
                                Commercial Sponsors- Trojan Condoms, Coors Beer,
                                Marvel Movies.

  I should send this to Hustler Magazine.


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