Bus routes.

The 272 went to Chessington Zoo and got stuck in the loo.
There is a room a plenty on the 180.
The 178 goes up and around the garden gate.
The 177 now resides in Heaven.
Go where you please on the 53.
Go into the sticks on the 96.
The quickest way to Shooter's Hill is on the 122.
Don't get shirty on the number 30.
Park your bum on the 31.
Don't be late for the 38.
The number 10 does not go near Big Ben but it does go up the West End.
The quickest way to Whitley Bay is on the 308/9.
So avoid the fuss and get the bus but if you don't want the strain then get the train.
But don't forget you can get merry on the ferry.