Trade Unions

why do we have them?

Why do we need?

These bloody trade unions,

And their incesant greed.



Run for the money,

by arrogant men.

Whose jokes arn't that funny,

And whose salary's gone up again.



They push up wages,

to an unaffordable price.

They're monetary mages,

But not half as nice.



They must be abolished now,

But the question is how.