White Like A Ghost, And Just As Scary

My dear! You musn't raise that lid! You'll see a terrible sight.

A crunching sound that makes you cringe, and calls upon your fright!

The creature must be left alone! Don't touch him, love! Don't dare!

I know you all to well, you'll just run screaming from his lair!

Let me take this beast for you, of me he'll make no kills!

Love, just back away real slow. There's a cotton ball in those pills.



A brief explanation: My husband can't stand the feeling of cotton balls or velvet. If he sees this, I'll probably be tickled to death. Wish me luck.