Love/Dead Accurate

Another normal day and Jane and I, Derrick were having a nice time at the shooting range. “Ding!,  Holy crap, Ding!, Jane is killing this man!” 

         “Shut up Derrick haha”

         “Oh Jane  I find you easy to...”

         “ NO DO NOT SAY THAT HERE HAHA”

         “But there is only one official here at the range with us since it's private”

         “Yes, but let's save that for the airplane”  I laughed with my fiance at that moment and began to shoot shots with her out of the many guns we had.

         “Ah a ump45 what a smooth weapon its like a slick bottle”

         “Woah!  You're a naturalist with that Derrick,  give me a try!”  Who would have ever expected.  We heard a few gunshots and heard a thump after using a desert eagle and MSR for target practice. 

         “Babe”

         “Yes?”

         “What do you think that was?”

         “STEVE are you there?”  No answer and right after gun shots came our way.  I quickly grabbed the ump for myself and a mp5 for my wife.

         “Derrick,  I love you no matter what”

         “Don't speak like that”  I said and more bullets came between us.  It was a wooden wall and we didn't know rather the shooter was on level or behind barricades himself.
         “Jane,  at the count of 3 you and I will shoot through that wooden wall.  I love you”

“Don't speak like that, Focus Derrick!”

“1... 2... 3!” The bullets Jane and I fired were dead on.  The Corrupt guard was dead.  He had used pepper spray on Steve which was a sign that this was planned.  Till this day our marriage thrives and Steve's badge stays on the hall of Honor.