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Rated: GC · Other · Emotional · #1822460
A poem to the bride and groom, post wedding ceremony
By the time you read this the day is done and the vows have all been read.

Together forever, you swapped the rings. What was going through your heads?

The band sucked ass, the pork was dry, and the booze was watered down.

Why the hell did you hire Ray Charles to pick out your wedding gown?

I'm not writing this to be a dick, or a sorry sap.

I need the name of the fat bridesmaid.

That bitch gave me the clap....call me
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