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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1819144
What's some of the worst advice you've gotten - or given?
Ever gotten bad advice? Ever - even inadvertently - given bad advice? Pour out your frustrations in

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         *Sick* Mind the 18+ rating.
         *Sick* Post as often as you like, but please give others a chance.
         *Sick* Newest advice is at the top.
         *Sick* DO NOT follow any of this advice!!!

~Brian K Compton~ says "It's good; you should give her (hot 9th grade crush) that note to go out sometime. Result: "BUG OFF!!""

~Brian K Compton~ says "Advice: If you hit a bully first, they'll back off. Result: Then, you become the bully."

Dad says "Go ahead and call Mongo a dolt. He won't mind. Hell's bells! He won't even understand what you call him!"

THANKFUL SONALI HAPPY WDC 24 says "OT -- Grum, have you met my Dad lately and did he tell you that? He never takes any notice of 'use by' date. *Ha*"

☮ The Grum Of Grums says "You don’t need to take any notice of “Use By” dates"

☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Yes dear, I turn right at the intersection"

THANKFUL SONALI HAPPY WDC 24 says "Go ahead and post a question to the last poster. Yes, the newest is at the bottom."

Just a Penguin says "Don't be such a prude. Cops LOVE being mooned."

Dad says "(OT - Sez who?) "I'm gonna accuse Dad of lying about bad advice. He doesn't mind!""

THANKFUL SONALI HAPPY WDC 24 says "(OT - Dad, that is NOT real.)"

Dad says ""I'm sure the gas tank is empty! I'll prove it! Gimme a match!""

☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Crocodiles won't attack if you leave them alone."

Dad says "Don't worry. He can't hit a curveball.."

THANKFUL SONALI HAPPY WDC 24 says ""Take the train. It's faster and cheaper than the bus." *Rolling* "

Dad says "Whatever you do, Don't Let Go!"

☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Oh yes, very much like - have you turned it off and on again? That usually cures the problem."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Maybe if you reformat your hard drive it will cure the problem..."

☮ The Grum Of Grums says "It's not really very cold, so I don't need a jacket."

THANKFUL SONALI HAPPY WDC 24 says "Post in Waltz en France 's in-and-out ... *Wink*"

Turtle ~ KanyáthƐko:wa:h says "It will only hurt for a little while."

Waltz en France says "Don't panic."

PuppyTales says "If you want to learn how to use a chainsaw, I'm sure Ash can teach you. First, let's cut off your hand..."

Waltz en France says "Go ahead and pet him. He doesn't bite."

Waltz en France says "Be yourself."

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