under your bed

hello there i got something to say. do you think i seriously want to hurt you? i mean every few minutes when i'm out to grab a snack the kids always scream! dude do you know what that does to my ears? its like somebodys beeping a horn on your face. and when i go to get my dry cleaning the kids call ther parents! then i have to run and hide.i watch the kids parents say theres nothing there and leave. i wish they would stop saying that i am here im just not supposed to show myself. so do me a favor go back to sleeping with mommy and daddy and let me have the room to myself.
love,
the boogeyman