FUNNY, HOPING TO BRING A LAUGH LOL |
I'M AS YOUNG AS I FEEL I'M NOT GETTING OLD. I'M AS YOUNG AS CAN BE. THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL THE MATTER WITH ME. MY HAIR IS NOT GRAY, THERE'S A SILVERY SHINE. MY BACK IS NOT BENT, I'VE A FANCY SHAPED SPINE. WHEN I BREATHE, I DO NOT HAVE A WHEEZE. I HAVE FUNNY SHAPED LEGS, BUT NOT BANDY KNEES. MY TEETH ARE NOT GONE BECAUSE THE WERE OLD. I EAT TOO MANY SWEETS, OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. THESE HEARING AIDS, NOT FOR DEAFNESS, I'M SURE. THEY SAY THAT PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE. I'M NOT GETTING SLOWER. I JUST TAKE MY TIME, THE COLD DOESN'T GET ME. I ALWAYS FEEL FINE. I DON'T HUFF AND PUFF MY WAY BACK FROM THE SHOP. I DON'T GET TIRED AND DON'T HAVE TO STOP YES, MY HAIR IS A LITTLE BIT LIGHT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE SHAMPOO I WAS USING LAST NIGHT. MY PULSE IS NOT DIM, IT'S JUST HARD TO FIND. MY BONES ARE NOT BRITTLE, THERE ONE OF A KIND. THESE ARE NOT WRINKLES, JUST MATURE SKIN. I AM VERY WELL PROUD OF THE SHAPE I AM IN. I'M AS FIT AS A FIDDLE, A SPRING CHICKEN STILL. I AM NOWHERE NEAR OR OVER THE HILL. THE GOLDEN AGE IS A LONG WAY AWAY. UNTIL I AM READY, THAT'S WHERE IT CAN STAY. SHIRLEY MOODY. |