Chicks with Dicks

    I have had lady bosses. The first thing I noticed was they did not want to
    be masculine. What do i mean?

    They weren't waving their dicks around.
    Essentially, a guy wants to prove he has the biggest dick.
    Women bosses want to be respected and liked.

    The problem Nancy Pelosi faces is simply she is surrounded by dicks.
    How can an economy be stimulated? By rubbing all the dicks, who want
    a piece of the action. This is the bureaucracy. It is corrupt and looking for
    a bribe.

    People ask me how can I be communist?
    Well, greed got us into Iraq. Yup, there are billions of dollars in..
    military contracts there. When are the prices at the gas pump
    coming down? The Iraqi oil is flowing where?

    My big brother told me that Vietnam was about fighting communism.
    How'd that work out? Please, tell me what was achieved there?
    A lot of money was made on military contracts.
    And did you know Vietnam is the largest producer of rubber?
    Okay!

    Christine Lagarde is the head of the European Community.
    I just found that out at the Blaze.com.
    What is she suppose to do?
    Wave a wand and fix Europe?

    Up here-yah we have the Department of Public Works.
    These guys fix the bridges and plow the streets and
    turn the stop/slow sign at a construction site.
    Miss or Mrs? Christine Lagarde did you know the Public Works
    are being privatized?
    Rent a copy of Paul Newman's Cool Hand Luke.

    In the southern states they called this the "chain gang."
    Yup, road work is being done by prisoners.
    It's getting so routine that the court houses are being built
    in the prisons, which are owned by private companies.
    Cities with high unemployment arrest the poor and
    put them to work on the .. "chain gang."

    You could have your flight booked by a prisoner.
    It sounds like slavery to me.
    I guess that's social Darwinism.
    Why doesn't communism work?
    As far as I can tell no one has really tried it.
    Stalin and Mou Se Tung were tyrants. They were not interested in equality.
    Jesus was a communist.

    Well, I don't know how you Ladies can fix this fuck upped world.
    Maybe, you have to have a dick?
    And then you can fuck them over too!
    What a mess...
    How about paying guys to wear a condom?
    I'm probably, just whistling in the dark.

    Good luck!

        Sincerely,

        Vertago