I want to go steady with your shoelaces

I want to go steady with your shoe-laces

I will let your shoelaces Tie me up,
and we can act out scenes from
9 and 1/2 weeks,
if you havent seen that movie
I feel sorry for you
it was hot,
and Mickey rourke was
hot in it,
it was all about
feeding stuff to
your lover out of the refrigerator
like grapes and grey poupon and cabbage
and grape jelly,
so you really should rent that movie,
anyway, getting back to your
shoelaces,
i think I have a shoe fetish,
i really like your boots,
i think they are made in Italy
which is a country known for making
the best shoes,
and also they have italian ice cream,
which is also called gellato
or fellatio
or something like that