Hillbilly

Hillbilly



Hillbilly say dis, Hillbilly say dat

Hillbilly say; well shit, not o crap

Hillbilly see, Hillbilly do

Hillbilly like to spit & chew



Hillbilly don’t make since

Hillbilly like to run free; so why put up a fence

Hillbilly like uh redneck

Hillbilly like to raise all kinds uh heck



Hillbilly be white trash

Hillbilly like to junk & crash

Hillbilly drink lotsa beer

Hillbilly don’t like you if your queer



Hillbilly talk with slang

Hillbilly got their own gang

Hillbilly kinda dumb

Sometimes, Hillbilly liked uh carry a gun



Hillbilly like uh fight

Hillbilly don’t do anything right

Hillbilly don’t match

But, Hillbilly liked uh scratch



Hillbilly liked uh cuss

Hillbilly liked uh holler & make uh fuss

Hillbilly liked uh poach

Hillbilly like uh big damn roach



Hillbilly be dirty

Hillbilly don’t stand very sturdy

Hillbilly be very outta date

When Hillbilly eat, he liked uh lick the plate



Hillbilly be fond of road kill

Hillbilly thinks he can ride the wind like pacos bill

Hillbilly likes to be loud

Hillbilly always be stirrin a crowd



Hillbilly hate cops

Hillbilly overrides & never stops

Hillbilly like everything BIGGER

Hillbilly smoke a pipe not a cigar



Hillbilly be out of order

You’ll never see Hillbilly cross the border

Hillbilly love to kick his dog & shoot whiskey

Hillbilly like to make up their own tune while their feelin a lil frisky



Hillbilly always do everything half-ass

Hillbilly liked uh fish for bass

Hillbilly liked uh be seen in his underwear

Hillbilly don’t even brush his own damn hair



Hillbilly’s truck has a gun rack

Hillbilly be walkin around showin his butt crack

Hillbilly don’t use soap

Hillbilly look like he’s on dope





Hillbilly’s bathroom is decorated with uh half moon

Hillbilly only uses it to make uh boom

Hillbilly likes to hide in the sticks

Hillbilly likes to influence all the hicks



Hillbilly’s pets have ticks & fleas

Hillbilly dines out at Wendy’s

Hillbilly smell like poo

Hillbilly’s shack look like uh damn zoo!!!



Writer- Precious A. Baker 7/3/11