The vagina truth |
Vagina. What is it? The text book response is a reproductive organ and waste disposal. Have you ever considered that everyone you know came out of a vagina? That's right. You are a vagina person. It troubles me. I see an attractive female and then, I think about what I'm considering. I want my mommy? Strange, but true, everyman man wants to go back inside a vagina. And some women too; feel the urge to explore the vagina. Just imagine a world without vaginas. All animal life would end. Vaginas are essential to the perpetuation of the species. So, when I look at a centerfold of a curvatious female; my eyes go directly to her Vagina. Why do I spend money to see something I already know? Its like getting a subscription to pastries? Would I spend money to look at frosted banana cake? Yes, the centerfold female is in excellent health and her vagina is waxed. But, how many copies do I need to see? Very, obsessive. I use to write to the playmates. I was hoping to get closer to them. To know the perfect erotic female is to hold all vaginas of the world in your mind. Dream vaginas are very symbolic: THE GRAND CANYON NIAGARA FALLS A WATER SLIDE PLOWING I actually had a dream of plowing a field with my cock. I had harnessed several females. It was a fertility dream. How much of our minds are devoted to vagina worship? Can you escape the vagina media? Everything from soda pop to shoe laces is sold with a vagina promise. If you buy these shoe laces, you'll get inside a vagina. Why is it Okay for men to take off their shirts in public, but not females? I'll put this briefly, breast = vagina sex. I dreamt about a society like Brazil in America. It was Hooters 24/7. Every female walked about in public topless. But, there was no sex. What kind of a dream is that? Vagina repression? Confession: I find the heat of the vagina disturbing. Is it going to burn me? Vagina nightmare: It locks up and I can't pull out. Amputation? Calling Doctor Freud? True story my mom sent me to a counselor. I was in high school. The female counselor ask me how I felt about girls. I said, "They want to eat me." She laughed. I smiled, but I was being honest. Is the Vagina a trap? A place to capture sperm? Case in point: I keep seeing Jennifer Aniston trying to look sexy. My first thought is: it's a trap. And then, I look at her wholesome square jaw face and its just so comical. She has a vagina, but she looks like a librarian in sexy clothes. Assignment: Look for a quickie with a vagina. No strings attached. Always wear a condom. Do not get stuck in vagina hell. Muzzy's report to mother ship vagina. (V) |