The train was departing the station
The high priest was giving oblation
The train gave a toot
The drunk gave a hoot
When he swallowed the cup of salvation
The Happy Fisherman
A fisherman sailed out to sea
This song he was singing off key
"To catch not a fish
Is my fervent wish
I sail out to sea to be free"
The Haunted Bank Robber
A bank robber hijacked a hearse
The heist went from bad, then got worse
The corpse in the back
Began talking smack
"You might want to opt for reverse"
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