the ballad of ice-creamyllvera

        The ballad of ice-creamyllvera                                                 

“The hero has been born! The hero has been born!” The newborn had entered into a different world.  It seemed to the tiny baby that the world was extremely weird and cold. Many would be surprised of how intelligent he was at his age. But not his mother strangely...She was not expecting to have a baby as smart as he was. But she had wanted a baby, and she got one. The woman holding the special child was very poor. But everyone was poor like her for it was a tiny village that lived off the land in a more literal way than you would expect. Alex [who I will introduce in a minute] lived all of his life in a home made of sweet ice cream and chocolate.

But enough of this chit-chat, let’s get on to the real story. Wait ‘wait I haven’t introduced you to him yet have I? Sorry about that. Anyway Alex was very cautious but brave in his own way.  But chubby and slow but very  powerful but unaware of his power.

His mother took care of him very well and gave him a sword [for purposes unknown to him] and she never told him about being a hero. And one day a special evening indeed on his eighteenth birthday some strange force urged him to go exploring. You know that feeling like a gravitational pull making you do something. I don’t know exactly what it is. Maybe its personality maybe it’s your mind taking control of your actions. Sorry if I’m being preachy or anything like that so back to the story.

Alex’s mom said that “whenever you want to go on a adventure you just go “so Alex goes in a direction that [like a told you about] just felt natural to him.Eventully after a few hours he found a temple and then Alex blurted out “aha! I found it “awkwardly he didn’t know what it was that he had found.

He entered the huge hallway with his sword drawn the force started to point his direction again he didn’t care where it took him because he was never very cautious in this state. As he turned the next corner a skeleton guardian at the end of a giant throne room as it looked at him the undead pile of bones said to him “what business do you have here?!!” said the pile of bones that had formed in front of him.

”I am an explorer!”Said Alex having to yell across the large room .

”Leave now!!!,”Said the undead guardian.

“What are you going to do bonehead!”  Said Alex getting angrier.

  “You asked for it punk!! It’s on now,” said the skeletal soldier before him.

“Ah crap...” Alex stood his ground and waited for his foe to make his first move and he did.

  “Soldiers arise just for this night aid me in this final fight!” chanted the battlemage.

And out of what appeared to be remains of explorers and soldiers started to reform … Alex had no fear whatsoever for he knew that he could easily kill them and with a spin move wiped out all the undead. And the general said “now you face me,”

“Just the way I like it,” said Alex still in the midst of the fight.

The undead captain charged at Alex and Alex charged at him. The general missed but Alex hit him in the spine.

”NOoOoOoO!!! How!?How!?!?How!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” screeched the skeletal warrior.

“Well number one sorcerers don’t make good warriors and number two.you are a skeleton,” said Alex standing over his still active body.

Alex went up to the place where his enemy was previously standing and said “he must have been guarding something”

Alex unknowingly stepped on a secret button opening a doorway “awesome!” Walking in Alex had a strange feeling. There was a aquamarine glow coming from the door to his left “bingo” he murmured to himself.

“Hey who is there? General, what are you doing off your post!?”

“I got to hide!” Alex said quietly because whoever was In charge of those skeletons was bound to be powerful.

He hid in a place where no one could see him if they weren’t searching for him but he could not see anything himself.

Then someone comes storming through going in the same direction that he came in from and that person yelling “what happened here? …Oh I have a visitor! Come on out,” with a strangely glad tone.

”All right you caught me “said Alex stepping out of his hiding spot.

“As you can see I’m in no condition to fight you” said Alex looking disappointed about being found.

“Did I say that I wanted to fight you?” said the young girl before him.

”Nope,” said Alex stupidly.

“You had better come with me.” said the girl with a smile on her face.

“Okay… “said Alex suspiciously.

They walked down a few corridors until the two of them stopped in the biggest room of the temple. While they were walking Alex had some time to study the strange person he was following. It turned out the she was shimmering the same light blue as what he saw earlier.

  ” why do you glow like that?”  Said Alex hoping for a good answer.

“It’s the gift of long life cast on me by my last master…the only problem is he didn’t cast it on himself.”

“Yeah that’s too bad…” Alex said in a pitiful tone.

Then all of a sudden the aura surrounding the girl disappears “dang, its time already sorry lady but I have to get home now so bye!” said Alex trying to run but it was too late.

She had him by the arm with handcuffs conjured by her in a split second. But Alex just grabbed his sword and cut them off. Then the princess tried another way. Her girlish charm.